Jay: Here's Megan! {she
strolls out all smiles, waving at the audience}
Jay: You look lovely.
Megan: Thank you! Jay:
{holding Megan's hand as he goes behind the desk and
she goes to the seat} Look out, don't slip!
Megan: {to audience} Oh,
that's so nice!
Jay: I'd pay anything to see
you slide down that now.
{Megan laughs}
Jay: Did you ever have one
of those when you were a kid?
Megan: Oh, I loved those,
they were my favorite!
Jay: A dangerous toy,
Megan :Yeah.
Jay: How've you been? I
haven't seen you, I guess since backstage at the
Emmys.
Megan: Oh, god, yeah, it was
hot back there, wasn't it? It was SO hot.
Jay: It was so hot.
Megan: And it was hot
outside. Yeah, I got my mom, my mom came in from
Oklahoma city with her boyfriend and you know, cause
she didn't come last year and she still had the
dress, so she had to get her money's worth out of
that. So uh, they came in, and you know, you go
through that press line and it takes a (long time),
and we were kinda late getting in there.
Jay: Right.
Megan: By the time we got in
there, and I had to use the ladies room, as they
say, and, uh, I don't know what that means, because
I actually did. It sounds like I was in there doing
drugs or something, but that's not true. And I'm in
the stall, and they assign a little person, a
person...
Jay: A little person?
Megan: No, he was normal
size, regular. And, uh, they assign somebody to you
'till you get to your seat, 'cause I think like my
category was the second one, first one or second, so
I'm in the stall and the guy is like at the door
three feet away, like repeatedly calling out my
name,
Jay: He came into the ladies
room?
Megan: Yeah, he's like,
"Meg, Megan, common, gotta go, gotta go," and I'm
like well, "I gotta go too!"
Jay: Yeah
Megan: You know, "I'm not
done yet", so finally I get out there, he whisks me
out of the bathroom, he practically puts me under
his arm and like runs up the stairs with me, you
know. We get into the thing, I get into my seat, and
I realise that my mom and her boyfriend and my
fiancée are still out in the lobby.
Jay: Oh!
Megan: They'd been left out
there, so they never could get in.
Jay: They didn't get in?
Megan: No, they never got
in! It didn't really matter, Doris Roberts won
anyway.
Jay: Oh, well, good,because
you didn't win, it doesn't matter anyway!
Megan: It wasn't quite as
exciting! So then they got in after, but you know,
the funny thing is, that my publicist, he's really
funny, and he's a good friend of ours, and, um, I
called him the next morning, and he answered the
phone, "Doris Roberts Office!"
Jay: Ooh! {Megan laughs}
Megan: No...
Jay: Did your mom like the
show buisness experience? Do you...
Megan: Yeah, she does, she
does, she's a fan, but uh, you know, to a point. I
mean, it depends on the person. Well, if it's me,
she's more happy. Hey, are you an Elvis person?
Jay: I love Elvis.
Megan: You love Elvis.
Jay: I'm an Elvis fan, yes I
am.
Megan: Yeah.
Jay: Why do you bring that
up?
Megan: Well, I just thought.
Because my mom, her fandom sometimes does not extend
to certain, you know, it just depends. Well, one
time we, uh, we were in Memphis because we were on a
road trip, and so I wanted to go to Graceland, and
uh, my dad didn't want to go,so my mom was like, you
know, "I'll go" but she wasn't a particular Elvis
fan, and so we go to Graceland, and you have to park
your car in this parking lot, and then you get on
this bus or shuttle, and they take you across to the
actual house, and you do the tour and at the end
you're supposed to get back on the bus and they'll
take you back to your car. So we get there and we do
the tour, and she's kind of, you know, blasée. And,
um, as it progresses, I notice she's getting a
little more interested, there's a little film of
Elvis when he was young, and she's "Oh, he's a
darling". She was getting, her interest was getting
piqued. And so, so then I guess I had started
talking with some other people in line and I had
kinda lost track of my mom, and the thing is over
and I'm at the bus, and my mom's not there, and I'm
looking around for my mom, and they're like "Oh, is
she about this high, this color hair" and i'm like,
"Yeah" and they're like "Oh, she's over at Elvis'
grave", 'cause he's buried on the premises.
Jay: Right
Megan: So, uh, I go to the
grave site, and my mom is like, laying on Elvis'
grave, sobbing. {laughs}
Jay: Had she not heard of
Elvis up to this point?
Megan: She is like clutching
the tombstone, you know, "Too soon! Why?!?" so, in
the course of the tour, she had become like
literally the ultimate Elvis fan.
Jay: Really!
Megan: So it must be a good
tour.
Jay: Yeah, I'm going to
digest that for just a minute. We'll take a break,
more with Megan in a minute!
commercial break
Jay: Welome back, talking with Megan Mullally. I
gotta ask you about something. All these women I
meet are facinated by this 'Bachelor" show.
Megan: Yes.
Jay: Now, do you watch it?
Megan: Well, of course I do.
Jay: See, you're an
intelligent woman, your're making your own way,
Megan: I know, I know....
Jay: This seems like exactly
the type of thing, you would be out there going "Hey
hey, stop this".
Megan: Oh, it's the perfect
television show!
Jay: Why? Why is that? Why?
Megan: Because he makes out
with everybody, and then they all cry and they get
really mad, then they make out, cry and get mad,
make out, cry, mad, make out, cry, get mad; Its just
fantastic!
Jay: Really?
Megan: Oh...
Jay: Do you think women are
more competitive then men? 'Cause women all seem to
{makes cat noises, meaning cat fight. } It turns
into, you know?
Megan: Well, they all signed
up to do a show where they are competing for a guy
to ask them to marry him, so, I don't know, the sky
is the limit once you've done that.
Jay: Could you do that?
Megan: No!
Jay: Let's say you weren't
famous, could you go on that?
Megan: Are you kidding?
Jay: Why not? You're
competitive.
Megan: I'm not!
Jay: Yes you are!
Megan: No, I'm not!
Jay: You don't think you
are?
Megan: No, I'm not, quit
pushing me! {laughs}
Jay: You couldn't do it?
Megan: I could not do that,
I think it's so absurd, but it's so much fun to
watch.
Jay: You see! But you can
watch other women do it.
Megan: Yes.
Jay: Did you watch the last
year too?
Megan: Of course I did. The
bachelor this year has been casting aspersions on
last year's bachelor, who I liked.
Jay: In what way?
Megan: I don't know, I guess
he thinks his way of playing the Bachelor is better
or something; but I have to say, Have you ever seen
Cheaters?
Jay: Oh, Cheaters is the
stupidest show! {cheers and applause}
Megan: Oh, yes it is!
Jay: {to the audience} Have
you seen this show? {to Megan} Tell people, go
ahead.
Megan: {to the audience} It
is the worst-, I mean it's the worst best, best
worst, -however you say that- Oh my god, it's the
limit; There's some detective agency out in Texas
somewhere and you can hire them, to you know, follow
your significant other around if you think they're
cheating on you, and they do it, and they get people
in surveillance like, they have like, night time
cameras, you know? And they get people doing it! In
the car, or like out by the lake or something and
then they come, they come and they get the person,
they get the person...
Jay: Out by the lake,
{laughing} Out by 'the' lake.
Megan: Yeah
Jay: Like theres one lake
that you have to go 'do it' in. "Ooh, they're doing
it by 'the' lake"
Megan: "They're doing it by
'the' lake, the 'naughty lake'!". And there they
take the couple, the couple, the couple they're
pursuing, out to the place. Say they take the
'cheater' and the 'cheatee', are like in a
restaurant somewhere, and they march them out to the
place and they show them a little video of the guy
or the girl actually getting it on with someone
else, and then they go, "and there they are now" see
invariably, the person being cheated on runs up,
runs and physically attacks them, {mimics pounding a
guy's chest, visualize a little kid beating on their
dad when they're being put to bed} It's fantastic!
Jay: That's quite an attack.
Oh my, god, they attack them like that {mimics
Megan's earlier action} By the lake, oh my god,
they're being attacked by the lake! {Both Megan and
Jay are laughing}
Megan: You can tell how good
I'd be in a fight...{mimics again}.
Jay: Not a lot of PBS
watching going on in your house, is there?
{laughter}
Megan: I don't have time for
that kind of thing.
Jay: Now the movie you'e
done is quite serious.
Megan: Yes, there's no,-no
laughter allowed.
Jay: Now, see, I didn't even
recognize you, you looked so different. Well, you
look the same, but your whole body, the mannerisms,
and everything is so different, 'cause you play a
different kind of character.
Megan: Well, the movie, it's
a Lifetime movie, it airs on Monday and it's about
how two families are affected very adversly by a
suicide pact between their teenaged son and
daughter, and my daughter actually happens to die
and so uh, the clip we are going to show is between
me and this incredible english actress Juliette
Stevenson, she's so brilliant. We had been best
friends, but our friendship had been imbalanced, and
because of the tradgedy, I am now starting to
realise I had been in a not-such a great
relationship with her.
Jay: Ok. It's called "The
Pact", it's no "Cheaters", let's take a look.
(clip from "The Pact")
Melaine: Why where my
daughters birthday parties always at your house?
Guese: I dont know...
Melanie: you dont know?
Guese: I dont know i guess
it just happened that way.
Melanie: It happened... no
it didnt happen that way! You orchestrated it that
way!
Guese: No, I dont think I
did.
Melanie: Bat mitzvah's,
birthdays, Christ-Christmas! We arnt even Christians
for God's sake!
Guese: I know that Mel!
Melanie: Dont call me Mel!
Guese! My name is Melanie! Dont call me Mel in that
way!
(end of clip)
Jay: Oh, cool (what a thing to say after a dramatic
clip....) That's pretty good, congratulations! You
proud of it?
Megan: Yeah, I think it's
pretty good.
Jay: Terrific, well, hey,
good for you. It's always a pleasure, say 'hi' to
mom for me.
Megan: I will. {LOTS of
applause, cheers, wistles, etc from the audience for
Megan}
:: Jay Leno 2/11/2003
Transcript ::
Jay: How are ya buddy?
Megan: Im really good.
Jay: I was thinking of you
today because you know they do that thing early in
the morning where they announce the Academy Awards,
and you announced, what is is, the SAG Awards?
Megan: Oh yeah, the Screen
Actors Guild Awards. They asked me to announce them
, it was a couple weeks ago. And i thought that was
great, i was really honored. Well, i hadnt realised
that i had to get up at 3:30 in the morning. I go to
bed around 2:00. So you have not lived intill you
have hair and make-up people ringing your doorbell
at 4 o'clock in the morning.
Jay: Why? Why do they have
to do it so early?
Megan: I guess because
theres New York, im not sure. So i did it and it was
fun it, was fine. we annouced the thing and we read
it off of a card so its pretty easy. And uh, we get
done and the thing i hadnt counted on, i had saved
just enough energy to get through the annoucements
and then go right to sleep. You know, but i realised
i had to do press. So they run you around to all
these press, you know like access hollywood and this
at that. So there running me around its really loud
and theres a lot of people in there talking at the
same time, and cameras and equipment and there like
''oh my god its CNN headline news we gotta go right
now!'' so they are running me through this thing,
down the stairs to this place and they shove one of
those things in your ear like the secret service and
i put the microphone on and there like ''go!'' and
im just looking at the camera doing it, your not
talking to an actual person. Its all from satilite.
It was really short. Like 30 seconds but for some
reason i was a complete-- i was just absolutley
imbalsilic for every answer! And they asked me
questions like ''the SAG Awards are supposed to be a
predictor of the Acadamy Awards'' and i said ''yes,
absolutley'' like i didnt know what else to say! Im
not an authority on award shows! So, so we get done
and theres a silence, there was about 2 or 3 people
interviewing me we get done and theres a silence and
the guy goes ''thank you, your done'' and theres a
silence and the guy goes ''well, it is a little
early out there'' and everyone starts cracking up!
Because basically what they were saying was ''well
shes an idiot but maybe its just because shes
tired'' [sympathetically to the audience] Im not an
idiot. Well kinda, lil bit. So it was pretty
intense. So i thought well here i am at 5:00 in the
morning getting lambasted on national television.
Jay: What is this trip you
took with your mom? I know you and your mom are
close. You always talk about your mom.
Megan: I know i always talk
about my mom. [laughs] But she does give me a lot of
good material i must say. Well we went to Santa Fe
at New Years and uh, we arrived sepratley, and i was
there with my fiance and she came in with her
boyfriend--
Jay: Her boyfriend?
Megan: Well yes-
Jay: How old is your mom?
Megan: My moms 81
Jay: 81? Wow.
Megan: Her boyfriend is 84.
So they get to the hotel and uh, they're at the desk
you know they're checking in, and they got in kinda
late at night and theres this young girl behind the
desk and she says ''alright mrs. mullally we have
you in room such and such and mr. smith we have you
in room blah blah'' and my mom says ''oh no thats a
mistake we're in the same room'' and this poor girl
just blenches and theres this long silence and she
says ''well... uh... theres only one bed..'' and my
moms like ''yeah, wrap it up! Lets go! Get the
bags!'' [laughs]
Jay: Come on we're anxious
to get at it! Yeah! The guys 84! How much time do i
got left? Come on!
Megan: Times awastin!
Jay: Thats funny to me,
because my mom, i would come home from college and
my mom would go ''so and so s-e-x'' and id go ''mom!
i know how to spell im in college!'' its like shes
talking in code to my father.
Megan: [laughs] My mom is
very not embarressed by anything and opened minded.
As a matter of fact i may have something that might
amuse you. Well, they came to visit the set of Will
& Grace. They came to see a taping, and they loved
the cast and loved everybody, and Sean is
particularly loveable, just in general. So, they
thought ''oh we'll get our picture taken by the NBC
staff photographer'' who just happened to be there
with Sean. So they go to sit down on the couch, on
our set, and this is how Sean chose to pose, for the
photograph.
Jay: And the look on your
mothers face-- hes doing a gesture with his finger.
[Jay shows a picture of
Matt, Sean, and Megan's mother sitting on the couch
and they are both looking at Sean's middle finger
sticking up]
Megan: [as her mother] I
dont think this is right. I ask you.
Jay: Go in close on her mom.
She looks a little shocked.
Megan: Now in reality, they
thought that was a scream. But the photographer just
happened to get it right in that moment where it
looks like they are the typical shocked people.
[giggles]
Jay: Now you have some
celebrities coming on? Madonna is coming on your
show?
Megan: Madonna is coming on
our show. Well actually im a tinny bit bitter
because they have these big glamourous stars on all
the time, Demi Moore is on Thursday night and its
really good you gotta watch because shes great, and
shes so beautiful that its crazy. Um--
Jay: I heard that she spent
like 4,000 dollars getting like work done.
Megan: No, [laughs] No, shes
a natural, no its just shes just a natural beauty.
She has a bone structure-- yeah shes beautiful.
Jay: Yeah she is beautiful,
but you dont think shes--
Megan: Jay, sshh--
Jay: had any work done?
Megan: [pauses] Not that i
know of.
Jay: [laughs]
Megan: I think shes
beautiful. I think shes a natural beauty. Maybe im
niave.
Jay: But even a rose needs
to be trimmed.
Megan: Lets go on to the
next subject.
Jay: [laughs]
Megan: I know that no one
accuses me of having any plastic surgery. [eyes the
audience]
Jay: Well your a natural
beauty.
Megan: [laughs] Yeah, thank
you Jay.
Jay: A woman like you-- that
skin is like milk. [touches her cheek with his index
finger]
Megan: Like butta.
Jay: Like butta.
Megan: Lets talk about
little miss Madonna though, because shes coming on
the show and i was always kinda bitter because i
never get to be in the scenes with all the big
glamorous movie stars, well i guess my character
Karen, she answers a add, she decides to get a
roommate, and it turns out to be Madonna. So that
should be really good.
Jay: Is that the clip we
have here.
Megan: No, we havnt even
shot that yet so. [laughs] This is somethin' else.
Jay: Oh okay, whats the clip
we are going to see here?
Megan: Uh, this is were
Grace needs adivce and we are having a girls night,
and she asks everyone for advice but me and i get a
little bent out of shape.
Jay: Lets take a look.
[shows the W&G clip]
Jay: Cool. Now your off
doing a play? What play are you doing?
Megan: Im doing a play with
my fiance and its kinda romantic, right here around
valentines day, because we met at the same theater,
the evidence room, here in LA, doing a play 3 years
ago almost to the day and we are doing a new play
called Mayhem. Its a world premire so we're really
excited.
Jay: Oh so the electricity
on stage will be good.
Megan: Ohh yeah. We're
playing husband and wife. Mhm, okay.
Jay: Oh cool, well congrats.
Thanks for coming by.
Megan: Thanks Jay.
:: Jay Leno Transcript
08/08/03 ::
LENO: All right, let's get
right to it. My first guest, emmy award winning
actress, recently got yet another ... yet *another*
Emmy nomination for her work on the popular show
"Will & Grace." The season premiere is September
25th. Please welcome the lovely Megan Mullally.
[ Cheers and applause ]
LENO: You're a good- looking
woman.
MEGAN: Oh, now.
LENO: You *are* a good
looking woman.
MEGAN: Thanks.
LENO: I like you.
MEGAN: I like you, too, Jay.
[ Cheers ]
LENO: You look like what a
woman's supposed to look like.
MEGAN: Well, thanks.
LENO: That's what I like. We
have these skinny little "ow!" [makes breaking
motion with his hands] break-in-half super models. I
don't like that.
MEGAN: I know. I know. I
can't do that. I did that a couple of times in my
life.
LENO: What's that, the super
model thing?
MEGAN: No, no! I was real,
real skinny a couple of times. But it's not really
very me.
LENO: No, no, no. You're
perfect, you're perfect the way you are.
MEGAN: Thank you.
LENO: Have you got another
dog? You have a dog, don't you?
MEGAN: Yeah. Well, we have a
poodle and we just got another -- a companion piece
poodle.
LENO: A "companion piece
poodle." Is that what they sell them as? Companion
piece poodles?
MEGAN: Well, we have a
nine-pound poodle and we just got a five-pound
poodle. Our original poodle was a girl, this one's a
boy. And his name's Elmo. And he does exhibit many
more boy traits than our female that we've had for a
few years. It's surprising to me. Because she's very
pristine and ladylike and will never do anything
untoward. And he sort of has a more boy energy. He
likes to eat a lot of different unseemly items in
the house. [She pauses delicately ... and the
audience starts laughing]
MEGAN: -- you can tell where
this story is going. [to the audience] See, I
thought that Jay has had too many high class, very
hoity-toity guests on this week. And I wanted to
bring everything down a notch or two. [ Laughter ]
LENO: Well, you're doing
just fine.
MEGAN: Okay. Good to know.
So, my fiance snores like a chainsaw and I have to
wear earplugs in order to catch a wink of my beauty
rest, so I keep them next to the bed. Well, I was
missing my earplugs. And the way that I found out
why they're missing is because the little Elmo --
his five pounds -- came in to the bedroom and
deposited something on -- he came in from outside,
he put something on the rug and was going to eat it.
And I walkedver and it was an earplug that had
already been in and back out --
[audience groans and laughs,
Megan turns to them and says triumphantly]
-- and apparently so
delicious ... he wanted it again! [ Laughter ]
LENO: You know, I must say,
we have had many high-profile guests, but none this
classy. [ Leno is totally cracking up here ] That is
a -- that is a lovely story.
MEGAN: I have found 4-1/2
pair of earplugs -- that's nine earplugs.
LENO: You didn't put them
back in your ear, I hope? No.
MEGAN: Well, I'm thrifty.
[Roaring laughter ]
LENO: Now, haven't you been
living at the beach? Someone said they saw you
walking the sands. They saw this vision, this
beautiful --
MEGAN: -- covered from head
to toe with a hat on.
LENO: This lovely creature
and they said, "I think it was Megan." I said,
"Well, I heard she was living down there." Are you
living at the beach?
MEGAN: We're not there
anymore. We rented a house for two months, within
which span of time I discovered that I'm not very
beachy.
LENO: You're not beachy --
MEGAN: No, I'm not very
outdoorsy, apparently. I spent most of the summer in
the house. Yeah, I had a lot of adventures. The
house was like, not just on the beach. It was IN the
ocean.
LENO: In the ocean?
MEGAN: Yeah, there was no
beach. I mean, the waves would come up underneath
the house, you know, under the pylons. For some
reason the positioning of this house was on some
part of the cove, like every wave was like a
freaking tsunami. So every time the wave would
crash, there would be like an earthquake. So every
15 seconds there was like an earthquake in the
house, which was a tiny bit disconcerting. And then
I thought, "Well, I like to walk on the beach." So I
would walk around to this point and this and that.
And one day when I'm walking and I see -- at first I
thought maybe he was resting -- but I saw a big dead
seal on the beach, which was really sad. However,
the thing that I thought was puzzling was there was
a couple, a young guy and a girl on a beach towel
not 15 feet from this big dead mammal, and I look up
and they're waving at me, like, "Isn't it a pretty
day?" And I'm like, "There's a big *dead seal* right
there." They're putting on lotion. It was just
bizarre. [Megan makes a curtain closing wave with
her hand.] And, curtain. I just didn't want to be at
the beach anymore.
LENO: And curtain?? That's
when you know you're talking to a theater person.
"And Curtain."
MEGAN: So then -- the sort
of the capper was the power went out one day. And I
was there by myself. My fiance was working on a show
and he was doing a night shoot so he wasn't going to
be home until 4:00 in the morning. So the power goes
out and I think, "Well, maybe it will come back on
before it gets dark." And it didn't. So it's almost
dark, and so it's like, "Oh my god, I've got to
like, make preparations." So I go running around the
house trying to find, you know, like a flashlight
and candles. And I found a flashlight and I found
like three candles. And I'm like "There's only three
candles." And so -- then I realized that I started
to get like irrationally freaked out --
LENO: You?
MEGAN: About the fact that
-- that the lights had gone out. That the lights
were out. I don't know why I was in such a panic.
What made me panic was that I realized that there is
a big gate at the house that was just like this big
thing, there's nothing you could climb up. It was
just like this big wall. And it was electronic. So,
you know, I was stuck in the house and no way to
like, you know, I'd have to like throw a rock with a
note on it over -- I didn't know what. Couldn't get
my car -- the garage door wouldn't open. Couldn't
get my car out. Couldn't get my car out of the gate.
So I'm stuck in there. And I'm thinking, "Why am I
so panicky?" This is like a touch of claustrophobia,
maybe. So I go in the house. It's going to get dark
there's an electric fireplace, it's one of those
plastic things --
LENO: You mean a gas
fireplace?
MEGAN: Right. A gas
fireplace. I light this fire with this thing--
LENO: That's very good, with
the lighter?
MEGAN: Yeah, with the
lighter.
LENO: Well, that's thinking.
You're using -- so you light it.
MEGAN: [Getting excited ...
waving her hands and totally cracking up] No, wait!
Wait! It gets worse! So I light the fire with the
lighter and then I'm like, "Now, how am I going to
light the candles?" And I'm racing through the
house, tearing open drawers and throwing things out
of closets, looking for matches ... and I had just
lit the fire with the thing!!! And then I was like,
"How did I light the fire?" So then l took the thing
and lit the candles. I just was like in a panic.
LENO: Can I ask you a
question? Oh ... go ahead.
MEGAN: I'm like, "It's dark,
and I can't get out." So -- [explaining] I don't go
to bed when I'm on vacation until like 3:00 in the
morning. So I'm like, "I'm not going to sit he in
the dark until 3:00 in the morning with these dogs."
And blah blah. So I call a cab company. So I'm like,
[mimes talking on the phone] "You have to come and
get me. And it's a *situation* and I have two small
dogs and we're coming over the gate."
LENO: [Laughing] Dogs aren't
afraid of the dark! Did they have to go with you?
MEGAN: [During this part
Megan starts laughing so hard at one point she can
hardly speak and Leno is rolling ... and she's
acting each segment out and sounding a bit like
Molly Shannon at one point!] Oh, they don't care!
LOL So I finally -- I need a ladder. And I finally
find this ladder. And it's like 15 feet high and
it's really heavy and it's in the corner of the
garage, which the door won't open. So I carry the
ladder through the garage and, like, through the
kitchen and through the dining room, through the
den, through the hallway, open the front door, like
down the sidewalk and put it at the gate. And open
it up and it's really hard for me to open because
it's so big. So I run in and I get, I get like,
provisions and I get all of our clothes. And I get
everything. And I'm sweating. It took me two hours.
Two hours!! And I was drenched in sweat. And I get
every little thing out by the ladder and I'm waiting
for the cab to come. ---- Oh! And the other thing
was my cell phone wouldn't charge unless I was *in*
the car. And I'm like, "I'm going to be
asphyxiated."
LENO: [Totally cracking up
and laying his head on the desk in disbelief.]
You're running the car with the garage shut to
charge your cell phone??! [More laughter ] How did
you get here today? [ Laughter ] Well, continue.
What happened then? What happened then? [audience
laughs]
MEGAN: So I get everything
out there and I'm all sweaty. At one point I had
gotten Nick on the phone. But the reception's bad at
the beach. So he was like, "I can't hear you." I was
literally like, I was screaming so loud. Who would
have thought -- like I was in a fire. I mean,
nothing bad was happening but I was totally panic
stricken. So, finally, of course, the predictable
end of the story, is I get everything out there and
everything's all ready and I'm all sweaty, and the
cab pulls up, and I can hear it on the other side of
the big wall -- I mean, I'm going to climb up this
ladder, you understand, to this gate that's like
this high and I'm going to pass two dogs and some
bags and myself over the thing into a cab driver's
arms. THAT's my plan! [ laughter ] So the second the
cab pulls up, all the lights come back on, and it's
like ... BOOM! It's like broadway -- 500 lights come
on. I got so mad. So I paid the guy and I left
anyway.
LENO: That's a lovely,
lovely story. [Lots of applause] It's a wonderful
story. Why, that's like a lifetime movie of the
week. "Trapped: The Megan Mullally Story." It could
be one of those things --
MEGAN: It was like "Escape
from Malibu." I don't know why it seemed so
important.
LENO: So the last time we
were here, we talked about -- we're out of time.
That's a great story. Now, you have to come back
again.
MEGAN: I will.
LENO: Come back again, we'll
talk some more.
MEGAN: Absolutely.
LENO: Megan Mullally. Be
right back with Shia laBeouf right after this.
:: The View 11/04/2002
Transcript ::
Barbara Walters: Please
welcome back to The View, Megan Mullally! (Megan
walks out and sits between Joy and Star)
Star Jones: Your hair is
amazing!
Megan Mullally: Well guess
who cut it? Cut it myself. I cut my own hair.
Meredith Vieria: Thats
great!
Megan: Yeah at like 2
o'clock in the morning. Just with the scissors, in
the bathroom.
Meredith: How do you get the
back?
Megan: Mirrors.
Joy Behar: Why are you doing
that? Ritualism? What?
Megan: (laughs) But it looks
good, doesnt it? (smiles)
Meredith: It looks really
good.
Barbara: Later on in the
program we were talking about Tony Soprano, and we
have Andrea Borchelli, yeah. (audience claps) If he
sang to me, i could do it with anyone, BUT, i didnt
say that. So you wanna weigh in on Tony Soprano?
Joy: What do you think?
Megan: Sexy. Somebody said
that if he was like a mechanic it might work, the
confidence.
Lisa Ling: The power.
Megan: Yeah, the power.
Barbara: Well you just got
engaged. To your long time boyfriend. (audience
claps)
Megan: Yes i did.
Barbara: So how did he
propose to you after two years?
Megan: Well it was very
romantic, we had kinda a running joke. (shows Joy
her engagment ring) He designed the ring himself and
i love it. We had a running joke, uh, i had told him
when we first started going out that i didnt wanna
get married. And so we, everytime i would start
talking about that he would pretend he was reaching
in his pocket and pull out a engagment ring and
propose. So we had this long running thing, and then
he kinda stopped doing it for a long time and i
thought oh he just got tired of the gag but it was
because he was really going to propose and he didnt
want me to think it was a joke. So he uh, we were in
London, he had made, hes a carpenter, hes an actor
and a carpenter, he made this beautiful box and it
had the ring in it. It was beautiful.
Barbara: So now you do want
to get married?
Megan: Yeah i do now.
(laughs)
Barbara: You changed your
mind?
Megan: Yeah.
Lisa: Wait, what made you
change your mind?
Joy: Any particular reason?
Just like that..
Megan: Yeah, just cause hes
a really good guy.
Barbara: Thats not why you
cut your hair?
Megan: (laughs) No.
Lisa: Okay Megan, lets talk
about The Pact. Which is based on a book that i
absolutely loved. Its a big departure from Will &
Grace that you are so funny on. But uh, you play a
mother whos daughter commited suicide but its not
really about suicide is about the relationship
between these two mothers, tell us a little bit
about it.
Megan: Well its this
wonderful actress Juliet Stevenson that i play
opposite, she is so amazing--
Joy: British actress?
Megan: British actress.
Truely Madly Deeply, if you'v ever seen that movie,
its amazing. We had been best friends for 20 years
but we had a very imbalaced relationship, and uh, I
sorta notice this when all this tragedy accures. Its
also the affect on the families as a whole.
Meredith: Its very intense.
Megan: Yeah, its kinda hard
to talk about something like that without it
sounding kinda schmaltzy but its actually, its good.
Its suttle.
Joy: It doesnt sound
schmaltzy.
Megan: Its really not, its
pretty suttle as those things go.
Meredith: You are such a
wonderful actress and you can play such a range of
roles, and yet i read that you'v never taken an
acting lession in your life.
Megan: I tried to take
acting my fall courter in college, but im from
Oklahoma and they dont really have acting there
apparently. (everyone laughs) So um, it wasnt
allowed. I went to this thing, people were rolling
around on the ground and i was mortified! I mean i
just didnt know what was happening, i was really
inhibited and shy. They were telling us to pretend
to be like uh, you know, a fruit or something, im
like i dont wanna do that. I just think thats dumb.
So i got scared and never took any classes.
Meredith: That didnt hurt
you, for sure.
Star: Well it is so
interesting, and i dont think alot of your fans
know, in an edition to being a phenomenal comedic
actress and now a dramatic actress, musical comedy,
i had no idea you had such a great singing voice!
Man, you go girl! Did you guys know that? Shes got a
great singing voice, and a CD! A new CD. Its called
Big As A Berry, cute. So tell us about the CD.
Megan: Well uh, i have a
band called Supreme Music Program and this record is
called Big As A Berry, this is actually our second
but its the only one you can get on a lable. And uh,
its a really eclectic mix, we just do all covers,
and its very, you know theres a little something for
everybody.
Star: I mean does it make
you..
Megan: This record is
probably a better reflection of who i am than Will &
Grace, or The Pact or, because its closer to me.
Joy: And apparently singing
was allowed in Oklahoma.
Megan: (laughs) Yes they
allowed singing.
Joy: I was reading that on
the set of Will & Grace that you and Sean Hayes who
plays Jack, that the two of you are Wacky! And your
wacky at rehearsal and you do all kinds of simulated
sex things, not real sex, but playing around type
things.
Megan: Mm, sometimes.
(laughs)
Joy: So and you have alot of
celebritys guest stars on the show, Glen Close,
amoung many. What happens when they come on the set
and you two are..
Megan: Its kinda sad because
we have really dignified people like Sidney Pollock
and these wonderful people on the show and here we
are just like humping in the corner. (everyone
laughs) Its not pretty but...
Joy: Glen is alot of fun
though i bet she just gets right into it right, Glen
Close.
Megan: (laughs) Yeah, yeah.
Barbara: Its a very classy
show too. Listen Megan you gotta come back and sing
next time. You can do anything from Oklahoma.
(everyone laughs) Okay? Will you come back and sing?
Megan: I would love to.
Barbara: We would love to
have you back. And in the meantime, i want you to be
sure if you can to catch the movie The Pact. It airs
tonight on Lifetime, check your local listings for
time and make sure its not on opposite Justin
Timberlake, other than that you can watch it!
Everyone in the audience is getting a copy of Megans
new CD.
Megan: I hope you like it!
:: Sharon Osbourne Show
Transcript 11/21/03 ::
nscript!
Sharon comes out holding a
small puppy.
SO: Welcome everybody!
Welcome! Hi! This is my new little friend, Liz.
AUDIENCE AWW!
SO: Little Liz and she's
just 6 weeks old. Cute! We have a house full of
gorgeous women today. Really fabulous women. We have
Megan Mullally from the hit show Will & Grace, we
have the gorgeous, gorgeous Courtney Cox-Arquette,
and a fab gorgeous, sexy lady, Monica. But first,
I've been so excited since the last couple of days
hearing about this Michael Jackson thing. Haven't
you? I'm like, I'm all like excited to watch the
news again cuz there's so much stuff going on about
him. All those police cars going in and it's so
exciting and romantic and, like-- Oh God, finally do
you think (to the dog): Do you think so Liz? (to the
audience): Did you see in the paper today it was
saying that there's one ferris wheel going cheap and
also a couple of monkeys and a couple of llamas.
He's already selling them so...
AUDIENCE LAUGHTER
SO: But seriously thought, I
don't feel sorry for him and I don't want to hear
anybody go "Oh he had such a sad childhood and he
was never allowed to be a kid. And he's so
talented." We all know that but 45 year old men
don't watch videos in bed with little boys. Isn't
that odd? I mean, seriously though, can you imagine
if my old man was caught in a bed with a 13 year old
watching a Disney movie? His ass would be reeled in
and you'd never hear about him again.
AUDIENCE APPLAUSE
SO: Enough of my dirty
mouth. We have an absolutely wonderful woman coming
out. She's gonna be my co-host for the whole day and
I'm so excited. (to the dog): Aren't we, Liz? (to
the audience): Please welcome the extremely talented
and wonderful and always very well dressed, Megan
Mullally!
AUDIENCE GOES APPLAUDS AND
SCREAMS AS MEGAN WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS WITH WILLA IN
ONE ARM AND ELMO IN THE OTHER.
SO: Excuse me, how hot are
we? (referring to them with their dogs)
MM: mm hmm!
SO: It doesn't get much
hotter Megan, right? Come on, let's sit. Come around
here.
MM: How delightful. Look at
this! I'm impressed.
SO: God, you look stunning!
MM: So do you, lady!
SO: Stunning!
MM: (to Willa, in a baby
voice) Aww... look, it's a little baby. Such a
little baby!
SO: This is Liz. Who is
this?
MM: This is Willa.
SO: Yes, and?
MM: This is Elmo.
SO: Hi!
SO: Oh dear! You've learned
from Michael Jackson, you naughty baby! Spending too
much time at the ranch. (responding to Willa
sniffing Liz inappropriately)
MM: Aww! Look at this little
baby!
SO: I know. How cute. You
look so gorgeous. So well-dressed.
AUDIENCE CHEERS!
MM: Thank you! So do you!
SO: Alright. Do you want to
tell everyone why we're dressed the same Megan?
MM: Besides great minds
thinking alike?
SO: mm hmm.
MM: Will, we, Sharon and I,
had dinner the other night.. which was very
exciting.
SO: Look, we even have the
same shoes.
MM: I know! Look at that!
SO: Stunning!
MEGAN LAUGHS...
MM: At a fancy restaurant,
very impressive, and um, we were talking about
things we could do and we thought, "well, maybe
we'll dress the same" and I said, "wait a minute,
we're both Mrs. O's!"
SO: Yes we are.
AUDIENCE CHEERS
MM: I'm married to an O.
SO: Mrs. O's
MM: Mrs. O's. So we have out
little O necklaces. (SHOWS NECKLACES) Ya know, I
have to say that in retrospect, I thought about it
and our husbands are really quite similar.
SO: Well, they're both bad
boys. You know that.
MM: They're-- we both
married bad boys, I think we can just leave it at
that.
SO: Yeah. I mean, have a
look. They're so similar.
MM: We have a picture.
THEY SHOW A PICTURE OF OZZY
BEING ALL BADASS AND A PICTURE OF NICK PLAYING SOME
SORT OF INSTRUMENT. (hysterical!!)
SO: Right?
MM: Right! See what I mean!
SO: Do you see the
connection that we have?
MM: Yeah. Yeah. Crazy
musicians!
SO: Yeah! Oh yeah! So, do
you always wear suits? I've never seen you in a
dress.
MM: I'm not-- yeah. I'm not
particularly girly, Sharon. Not like you. You're
girly!
SO: No. No. I'm getting like
you, I like that. (talking about Meg's open shirt,
revealing some boobage)
MM: Oh. Well, I've even got
a little red brazier on for you!
AUDIENCE CHEERS AS MEGAN
OPENS HER SHIRT MORE!
SO: We'll tuck that thing
there... That's it, now we're the same. But you ARE
girly! Will you stop!?
MM: I'm not, I'm not. No,
I'm not. I'm really not very girl at all. I don't
wear a lot of jewelry or anything. But, when I was
little-- when I was little I was more girly. I went
through a little phase where I thought I wanted to
be a stripper, which is fairly girly.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
SO: It's a very girly thing.
MM: Yeah. When I was in
about 2nd grade. Actually, um, I came home from
school one day, I was-- it was about, ya know, 2nd,
3rd grade-- I was about 8. And someone, for some
reason, in Oklahoma City, where we lived, had thrown
this big pile of old 45's... ya know, back in the
day records... into our front yard and so I went
around and gathered them up and much to my, uh,
excitement.. one of the records was that song "The
Stripper." Ya know the dan a da
SO: Yeah. Dan a da da...
MM: So, I was in heaven and
I went in that bedroom and I shut the door and I
thought, "Oh my God, this is it, this is my new
thing." So, I had this pink boa that my mom had
given me. So that, of course, was my big prop and I
would strip. Then I had a girlfriend.... this is
kind of Lesbo..
SO: Oh, go right ahead! We
love it here!
MM: I had a girlfriend named
Nelly Gokie. Who I, um, danced with in ballet class.
She came over and we would like have stripping
competition for each other! Uh huh!
SO: That's cute!
MM: And then my mom came in
one time and she thought we were lesbians.
SO: Were you both naked?
MM: We got in trouble. Yes!
We were TOTALLY naked.. with a pink boa. With one
pink boa.
SO: Ahh! I love it! Was the
music still playing?
MM: Yes!
SO: I love it!
MM: And she came in and she
was really, she got mad. She got freaked out.
SO: Did you say you were
just pretending?
MM: I don't know what we
said. We were like "ah-ga-ga-ga!" She like flipped
out!
SO: I used to get caught
playing doctors and nurses and I used to strip all
the boys off and my dad would come in and...
MM: Yeah.
SO: Yeah. Always used to get
caught naked. It's terrible.
MM: That's one of the good
things about being a kid, is you can get away with
stuff like that.
SO: But, talking about
getting naked, and stripping... the wedding. You
just got married to your bad boy in September,
right?
MM: Yes, I did!
AUDIENCE APPLAUSE
SO: A new wedding... I love
weddings. Did you have the whole big wedding dress?
And the whole big deal?
MM: Hahaha! No! I wore pants
at my wedding. I told you I wasn't girly! Does that
prove it?
SO: Go on.
MM: Yeah, I did. No, I did.
Well, we didn't want anybody to know about it-- Aw,
look, Willa's getting run over by the camera.-- We
didn't want anybody to know about it so we had this
little rouse and we told everyone that-- we invited
our families to come out for the Emmy's and then the
night before, we uh, had invited everyone over
because we have this new house that we moved in to.
And so they came over and then we took everybody out
in the back yard and said, you know, "Surprise, it's
our wedding!" and that's how we did it.
SO: That's a really nice
way.
MM: We lied to everybody and
we didn't tell-- like, nobody knew-- the caterer
didn't know. He thought it was just a party. And the
person who made my outfit thought it was for
something else and um...
SO: Who married you?
MM: Uh, we had a guy that
was an, a professor of Nick's from college, this
Japanese man. And he did our ceremony.
SO: That's really nice, so
it was low key?
MM: Yes, very low key. It
had 25 people.
SO: That's perfect. That's
perfect. Like mine where it was just a small group.
I think we had about 20 people at mine. So, are you
gonna think about having a family now?
MM: Yeah!
SO: You are?
MM: Yeah! We want-- yeah,
well we're trying right now. Well, not right this
second.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MM: (with a mischievous
look) or are we? Haha. We're trying and we just
started. That's part of our brilliant plan was to
wait until I was 45 years old to start trying.
Somehow,... I'm not sure.
SO: No, it's a good time
because you're ready now.
MM: Yeah, I am ready. I
never really wanted to have kids until a few years
ago, when I met Nick. And I thought he'd be such a
good father. Something just changed cuz I always, I
don't know, I wasn't really-- I didn't have that
thing that most women have. But now I feel it! But
anyways, so we're trying and it's fun because-- it's
funny. The doctor told us that we're supposed to do
it from day 10 to day 18 and that we're supposed to
stay together for 10 minutes... afterwards. And then
he said..
SO: Without moving?
MM: Yes. And then he said,
"well, you know"-- cuz the guy's supposed to be on
top-- so he said, "well, you know, if you-- if it's
at night, you could just fall asleep like that." I'm
like, "Yeah! I'd be dead in like 10 minutes!"
SO: You'd be suffocated.
MM: Yeah! I'd be dead!
SO: I think I need a drink!
Now, you've got to stay together for 10 minutes?
MM: 10 minutes! Together!
SO: Mine's all over in 2,
let alone lying on top for 10!
MM: I know! And 10 minutes
is a long time Sharon.
SO: It's a LONG time!
MM: So, we have to have
supplies brought in and we have like-- like, I have
like my lip balm under my pillow. And he's got like
a clock like under his pillow. And then, of course
it's not a very comfortable-- it's kind of like
being in yoga class.
SHARON WAS POURING THEM EACH
A GLASS OF WINE WHILE MEGAN WAS TALKING. SHARON
HANDS MEGAN A GLASS OF THE WINE.
SO: To babies.
THEY CLINK GLASSES
MM: To babies
SO: Lots of babies
MM: (softly) Lots of babies!
SO: We'll be right back, cuz
we're gonna talk private.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
SO: They're in the dressing
room. They're in the dressing room. Do you want them
out.
MM: No, that's okay.
SO: We were just dog hunting
right now. E wanted to see where the dogs are. Do
you want them out?
MEGAN SHRUGS
SO: Will you go get the,
Jason, please?
MM: I'll hold them
SO: Please, we want them all
here.
Sharon says something I
don't understand... and Megan laughs
MM: They're be mad then
SO: Megan, when yo'ure not--
well, I mean, working hard at trying to get
pregnant, you're working hard in Will & Grace.
MM: Yes!
AUDIENCE CHEERS!
MM: We have the best job in
the world.
SO: How did you-- How id
dyou come up with the character of Karen? How did
you do it?
MM: Will, the character
really evolved. I mean, at the beginning, uh, the
pilot script that we, uh, read for the auditions is
not even the one that was shot. The character was
really different. And I wasn't sure how to make it
better than-- because it's kind of like Christine
Boransky on Cybil a little bit-- I thought, 'She
already did that really well," so I can't touch
that.
SO: Ha ha! Cybil!
MM: And um, (laughing)
you're so funny-- Ha ha! Cybil! And um, she uh, the
character, by the time we shot the pilot, had gotten
a little more cooky and had some quirks and then um
it just really evolved between me and the writers
and-- All of the characters, I think, have evolved
quite a bit. Like, Will and Grace and Jack have all
evolved tremendously. So, it's just--it's a
testament to our writers, really because we have
these amazing--
SO: Do you think that you
have anything in common with Karen? Do you think
underneath it all, you're the same sort of woman?
MEGAN LAUGHS
SO: (jokingly) Shut up! Come
on! We're trying to do a chat show. Be serious.
SHARON LAUGHS WITH MEGAN
MM: I, I-- I'm really not.
SO: you're not?
MM: No, no. Not a lot like
Karen.
SO: Like, you don't like to
drink?
MM: (pause)... From time to
time
SO: You don't like nice
things?
MM: (pause)... Occasionally
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
SO: You don't like boys AND
girls?
MEGAN PUTS HER PINKY TO THE
CORNER OF HER MOUTH AND GRINS ; AUDIENCE CHEERS AND
THERE ARE SOME CAT CALLS!
SO: See! She's just like
Karen!
MEGAN LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS
SO: When we-- When we met
before, because we had out little dinner together,
and I was asking cuz you've had so many amazing
guest stars on the show. And of course, I wanted to
know all the dirt on Madonna and we never got around
to it.
MM: She had just asked me
and somebody came up to the table-- a friend came up
to talk to her, so then we forgot.
SO: Yeah! What's the dirt on
Madonna?
MM: I don't know what the
dirt is but she was--
SO: Was she nice?
MM: She was really nice. I
thought she was fantastic. She worked really hard.
She's very professional, very hard working,
perfectionistic kind of, ya know, thing. And it's
funny, we don't do a lot of rehearsing on the show.
And she just wanted to rehearse, rehearse, and
rehearse. I've never rehearsed scenes that much,
with anyone cuz usually we just kind of do em, we
just block it and then we shoot it. And uh, she was
-- She was great in that way. But when she came on,
I mean, it's Madonna. She's arguably the biggest
star in the world and uh, we were, I mean, I-- it's
amazing that she would even do our show-- she's
never done a television show and so uh, I had said a
couple weeks before, "Listen you guys. You know,
none of the rules apply, this is Madonna. It's a
different thing and she's fitting it into her
schedule." So she came in and uh, she didn't really
know... like, who... any of us were. What our names
were or our characters.
SHARON LAUGHS!
MM: But she probably hadn't
seen the show. And some people were kind of offended
by that but I wasn't. I just was like "Hey!" ya
know?!
SO: Go with the flow!
MM: We're lucky she's here!
SO: We've got a little clip,
do you want to set it up?
MM: Yeah! Well, John Cleese
is going to be Karen's love interest this year and
he's done one episode so this was a scene where I'm
trying--I'm desperately trying to get some
information from him and he says, "Well, I'll give
it to you for-- every kiss you give me, I'll give
you an answer to your question." And this is what
happened.
SO: Let's have a little
look.
PLAYS CLIP
MEGAN SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT
BEING HEARTBROKEN IF HE BROKE UP WITH HER IN REAL
LIFE... but I can't hear it all
SO: Don't be ridiculous!
Stop it! We're gossiping. Gossiping! Alright, what
was it like working out with John Cleese?
MM: Well, you know, we had
to do the whole kissing thing and...
SO: Yeah! The legs were
going over and oh! What a work out with him?!
MM: Yes! John wasn't there--
John was out of town, he wasn't able to come until
about 3 days into rehearsal so they had another guy,
another English guy for some reason.
SO: A stand in?
MM: A stand in, who I also
had to wildly make out with. Very nice guy named
Oliver, really good actor too. But it was just
interesting to have 2...
SO: 2 English men?
MM: Yes. Sharing the make
out sessions
SO: Do you like English men?
MM: uh... I do now!
AUDIENCE CHEERS!
SO: You're also a great
singer.
MM: Aw! That's nice!
SO: and I've gotten to see
you perform. Do you love it?
MM: Yeah. I--I really do.
It's just a nice creative outlet, ya know. And I've
been singing all my life and I did a couple musicals
on Broadway years ago.
SO: I was gonna say, would
you wanna go back to Broadway and do it again?
MM: Yeah. I really would.
But right now, I just like performing uh, with this
little band, Supreme Music Program cuz it's just--
it's so not within the realm of anything Hollywood.
It's just our own little thing that we have and it's
nice
SO: And it gives you great
satisfaction and enjoyment, just by doing it low key
MM: Yes. That's right.
SO: I'd love to see you on
Broadway though. Doing one of those big Aveeta
entrances. Didn't you love that show?
MM: Yes!
SO: When she came out.
MM: So genius.
SO: Loved that! Loved that!
MM: Yeah. She's so amazing.
Patty LaPone (?)
SO: Oh yeah! Now, you're
staying here, for the rest of the show with me.
MM: Yes, I am!
SO: And when we come back,
we've got fabulous women coming in and out all day,
so stay with us!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
MM: Oh! Sharon told me that
I could invite anyone I wanted to be our next
guest... so I invited my next door neighbor! Please
welcome Courteney Cox-Arquette!
AUDIENCE CHEERS WHILE SHE
WALKS OUT
CC: Hello Elmo, what's
happenin?!
SO: Girl's day, Girl's day!
CC: Okay, first of all, what
is that little dog? It's the cutest thing I've ever
seen!
SO: My daughter's boyfriend
actually bought him for me-- bought her for me and
came home with this little angel. Isn't she
beautiful?
CC: So cute! And what is her
name?
SO: Liz. Little Liz.
CC: That is the cutest dog
I've ever seen.
SO: I know! She's a jewel.
CC: How old?
SO: She's about 6 or 8 weeks
CC: Oh my God, this ring is
bigger than the dog!
SO: OH! Stop it! Alright. So
you guys are neighbors?
CC: We're neighbors.
SO: That's how you met?
MM: We are.
CC: Yeah
MM: Pretty much
SO; Do you shout at each
other over the fence and things?
MM: We don't throw hams at
each other if that's what you're talking about
LAUGHTER
SO: It's more fun when you,
like, rev it up a bit
CC: No, I know. We haven't
had a reason to fight yet. But, you know, have a
party or something and I'll let ya know!
LAUGHTER
SO: Like, your trees are too
tall! Cut them down! And all of that?
CC: Nah. We're like, a few
houses apart. But we do have the, um, the
unfortunate thing about having-- we have these star
line tours that come by our house. It's terrible.
It's really, really bad. I don't know how people get
away with that. But every 5 minutes, there's this
bus of people that come by.
MM: I swear! Every 5
minutes! That's right!
CC: It really is. And David
and I'll try to load the dogs up to go to the beach
or something and he's like, "Hurry before the bus
comes!" and we can't get in the car fast enough
before they come by. But they just stop and look as
if you're-- kind of like a monkey in the zoo.
MM: Yeah!
SO: You see, that's the
difference between us. See, I like them. I go out
and I wave. I'm like an eccentric woman.
CC: You do? That's nice!
SO: I'm like "Welcome to the
neighborhood!" I go out and do meet and greets!
CC: I should probably do
that, too. It makes it better but--
MM: Oh! We need to pour
Courteney a glass of wine.
SO: Do you drink wine,
Courteney?
CC: Well, you know, I do
drink wine. I don't know that I need one right now,
but...
SO: Well, it's there if you
want it.
MM: You can just drink right
out of the bottle
SO: A little chug-a-lug.
Excuse me, but how is that gorgeous husband of
yours?
CC: He's great. He's really
great. He had a great time doing the show and he,
uh...
SO: Love him!
CC: He's really great
SO: We were talking about
him before, Megan and I. Just saying he's so
beautiful, he's so vulnerable, he's manly and he's
not one of these guys with those hokey one-liners.
And ya know, he hasn't got an attitude of like 'look
at what a stud I am!' He's just perfect!
CC: He's a really sweet
hearted person
SO: He is perfect
MM: and he's handsome too!
SO: Yeah! He is!
CC: and he's getting even
more handsome. He's getting older.
MM: Yeah. He's extremely
handsome
SO: He's absolutely divine.
And that's why I felt I had to show him my breast.
CC: Ya know what, I
understand.
SO: When I saw him coming up
the beach, it was like, in slow motion. And the
sunlight was catching him. And I'm like, I just felt
the need to share my breast with him!
CC: I bet he loved to see
that.
SO: Yeah. He was like...
CC: Can I see that?
SO: "Oh God!" And his eye
kind of closed. No, no, you don't want to see that
old hing!
CC: Nah, let's see it!
SO: No, no, no. Don't have
it. Can't see it! Nope! No, no!
AUDIENCE OHH! AHH!
CC: Don't have it? Alright.
SO: Alright, I wanna know.
What is it like working with him? Do you love it?
CC: I do. Actually we're
working together right now. We're producing this
television show, Mix It Up
SO: I know
CC: But I've worked with him
so many times. We've done Scream 1, 2, and 3. And
we've done a lot of-- we've acted a lot together.
But we're producing together now and David's
so--He's great. He doesn't take things to heart.
Like if something happens--like, I take everything
personally and I can't stand it. I'm not a great
boss, at all.
SO: Why? You seem so--
CC: Because I don't want to
say no to anybody. It's really hard. Like, everybody
who works on Mix It Up is my friend and so if they
want something or if they--I don't know, I'm just
not good at it. I'm REALLY terrible at being a boss.
SO: But that's what's hard
with working with your friends. Because it's so
hard, you don't want to hurt their feelings and then
you just--
CC: And hten if they get
upset about something-- then I get mad cuz I.. then
I feel like-- I don't know. It's just terrible. But
David can handle anything then just sleep at night.
He never ruminates like I do. I wake up in the
middle of the night and think and worry.
MM: Courteney and I are list
makers
SO: Oh. You are? Oh!
MM: Yeah.
SO: See, I always mean to
make a list but I never get around to it. It's like
'today I'm going to get organized and I'm definitely
going to make that list!' I never get around to it!
MM: Ya know, I've see the
show and it's really good. And it's really well cast
too. But, I have a question for you. Who is that hot
carpenter on the show?
AUDIENCE OHHS
MM: Hey, I'm married. I'm
not dead.
CC: Well, um, I acutally...
SO: Why don't we just have a
look at him?
CC: Yeah. Let's see. This is
one of my favorite characters on the show. And uh,
he's our carpenter. We brought a little montage of
him. So let's see.
CLIP OF NICK ON MIX IT UP
SO: Oh my! Who is that guy?
MM: How did he get the job?
How did you discover him?
CC: Well, I actually did a
movie with him this summer called November. And he
walked in-- he's an actor, besides being a carpenter
and an actor on Mix It Up. He came onto the set
wearing no shirt. Maybe a cut off shirt. No.
Overalls without a shirt on. And I thought, 'Well,
what does this guy do? He's not like a normal
actor.' And I said "What do you do besides act?" and
he said "I'm a carpenter." And I'm like, 'you're
hysterical, you're a carpenter, and you're adorable
and would you please be on my show Mix It Up?'
MM: And what else can we
tell about him?
CC: That he's married to
you?!
MM: Yes!
SO: I love it! I must admit,
Megan, I love the Elvis outfit best.
MM: Yes!
SO: His as Elvis just does
it for me!
MM: Ya know, those are all
David's...
CC: They're all David's
costumes
MM: and they mysteriously
fit Nick. Which is perplexing
CC: That one was a little
tight. Nick had a little--ya know, he was a little
uh...
MM: Yeah! Just some chaffing
SO: It's meant to be tight
CC: He had a few comments to
say about getting out of his pants but uh...
MM: Yeah! That's my husband!
SO: He's so lovely!
MM: He's so great
CC: He's so-- he's really
one of the funniest people. He's the greatest guy.
MM: He's the greatest guy!
Yes!
SO: So, does he do all the
carpentry work in your--because you've just moved
into a new house?
MM: yeah. Our house was
new--brand new. So it didn't really need anything.
But he-- yeah, he can build anything. I mean, he can
build a house. He's amazing. And fine woodworking
furniture and he does Mortison Tennen (?). He's
really amazing.
SO: How nice to have that in
your own house. To have that talent.
MM: and also that it's a
real guy. A real man.
SO: Somebody to do that. So
creative.
CC: Yeah, it's great. I'd
love to-- I mean, I love David but let's face it--
to have somebody that can fix something has got to
be fantas--I've always wanted to marry a handyman.
SO: A carpenter? It's the
perfect...
CC: A carpenter. I'll even
take somebody who just tries.
SO: My husband cannot even
put in a light bulb
CC: David wouldn't even know
when the light was out.
LAUGHTER
MM: You know, since we're
neighbors, maybe we could have a key party.
CC: We should!
SO: What does that mean?
MM: It's where you throw
your car keys into a bowl and you pick them out and
go home with the other person's husband.
CC: Okay, I had no idea...
MM: But there'd only be 2
sets of keys
SO: Okay, we're gonna have a
break
MM: Did you ever see the
movie Ice Storm?
COMMERCIAL BREAK
SO: Oh! It's girls in the
house cuz we're talkin about the old perk plastic
surgery. Who saw on the thing on the news the other
day about the string surgery where they put a piece
of string about your head and keep making it
tighter? And it pulls up all your face. Did anyone
see that? That's new! I'm not going to have it
though.
CC: Well, you don't need it.
But it sounds interesting though. It costs way less
than plastic surgery. Well, first of all, my husband
is the kind of person that wanted to me to put in my
vows that I would never get plastic surgery. Like,
it's that important to him.
MM: That's great!
CC: But I'm like, "David!
But I am 7 years older than you and there's going to
be a time when you look at me and go 'Okay, I take
it back!'"
SO: No. Never. So, I want to
know... this is your last...
CC: Yep.
SO: Friends
CC: This is it
AUDIENCE AWWS
SO: AWW! The last season.
CC: It's really crazy. It's
been 10 years.
SO: Are you happy?
CC: I'm-I'm happy. I'm gonna
be so sad when it's over--it's gonna be the hardest
thing.
SO: But it's like, it's
bittersweet.
CC: It's bittersweet.
Because I think it's time. But it's also just to not
have the same place to go to for 10 years so we have
5 more episodes to tape. (to Megan) I mean, you
know... It's gonna be--
MM: So weird
SO: You'll be on automatic
pilot. You'll still get up and...
CC: Yeah. I mean, I don't
know what I'd-- thank God I'm doing the show
afterwards, producing that. Because I don't know
what I'd do with myself. It's gonna be crazy.
SO: But you've got your own
production company now?
CC: Yeah, I have a
production company called CoQuette. It's a
combination of Cox-Arquette. Ya see? ya see? And
we're uh, just gonna start producing stuff. I mean,
I still wanna act as well. But...
SO: Yeah.
CC: I like being in control.
I'm a control freak and it's nice to be able to
exercise that.
SO: We're gonna go to a
little clip. We're going to have a look at you on
Friends.
CLIP; AUDIENCE CLAP
SO: Well, looks like Monica
is gonna get a new job.
CC: That's right.
SO: Producing.
CC: Oh.
SO: Her own big company.
CC: I thought you meant
adopting on the show.
SO: No, no. That's just
play. This is real.
CC: Yeah. I'm not really
Monica.
SO: No, and you're moving on
with your life. I think it's great.
MEGAN LAUGHS WITH COURTENEY
CC: That's right.
SO: And you must be so fed
up with everyone asking you about Friends. When you
do so many other things. I mean, we all love
Friends, because it's been a part of everybody's
life for 10 years. But we have to move on.
CC: No, it's time to move
on. It is.
SO: It's not like we're not
gonna see it cuz it's gonna be on forever. It's
gonna be like I Love Lucy where...
CC: Yeah, it'll be on
forever.
SO: I was brought up with I
Love Lucy, my kids were. It'll go on, it'll never be
off TV, Friends will enver ever be off TV.
CC: Ya know what's weird?
When you're on a really popular show and you're
really well-known for that show but then after it's
over I just don't know what's the time period before
you become like, you know, where they start doing
one of those "Where Were They Then" or whatever
SO: Oh stop!
MM: Hahaha! Courteney!
SO: That's never gonna
happen.
CC: I wanna know how long
I'll be able to get into the restaurants of my
choice.
SO: Always. Because you're
Courteney. You're never--don't be silly. You're not
Batman, who only had one gig.
CC: Right
SO: What's that... Adam
West. And he's a good actor but I mean, I know he
got caught up...
MM: Gilligan
CC: We could name quite a
few, if you think about it.
MM: Don't think too hard
SO: No. I get into enough
trouble talking about people. So I'm not joining in.
I'm gonna talk about your new show.
CC: Please don't ever stop
talking about people. It's so nice to have someone
tell the truth and be honest and not care what
everybody thinks.
MM: I know! Don't do that!
Are you getting lawsuits?
AUDIENCE CHEERS
CC: That's what's so great
about you. You're the most honest person and you
don't--I don't see you waking up in the middle of
the night going 'Oh, I wish I wouldn't have said
that.' It's great. You are who you are--you're an
amazing person, you're gorgeous and you're fantastic
and please don't change!
AUDIENCE CHEERS!
SO: I'll take that! I like
that!
CC: It's true.
SO: I'm going to take this
tape home tonight and keep putting it on repeat to
show my husband. I like that. Thank you Courteney.
CC: Oh, he definitely knows.
He knows.
SO: I wanna know about Mix
It Up.
CC: Alright
SO: Come on.
CC: Mix It Up is on at 8
o'clock on the East Coast and in L.A. on the West
Coast on 5 and 10. Sorry, it's really--
SO: I'll be watching. Thank
you Courteney!
:: May 12, 2003: David
Letterman Transcript ::
ped all this
up! :D
Right before Megan came out,
Dave was joking around with Paul that he was going
to start drinking on the show. He then introduced
Megan:
Dave: Our next guest stars
on the hugely popular television series W&G, here is
the lovely Megan Mullally, everybody!
(Megan walks out holding a
beer. Dave walks up to her, kisses her hand, kisses
her cheek, then holds her hand as she walks up to
the chair. The band is playing “Guilty” or at least
something very close to it. Megan sits down, waves
to the audience, and blows a kiss to the band, then
holds up the beer to Paul and laughs)
Megan: This is for you!
Paul: She’s started already.
Amstel Light.
M: They’ve got a very quick
prop department on this show!
(Everyone laughing)
D: How you doin?
M: I’m great!
D: Before we get started
here, in fact if we ever get started, I want to
thank you. A couple of months ago I was stricken by
the lousy shingles, and you were kind enough to do
the show for me. Thank you very much.
M: Oh my gosh, I was
absolutely thrilled that I was asked.
D: Was Paul nice to you?
M: Paul…Paul was heroic, and
the entire band, because you know they were running
the show over there, Paul and the band. And Paul,
you did such a great job...that was exciting.
P: We had fun working with
you!
M: Yeah, we really had fun.
Thank you so much for asking me to do that, I had
such a blast.
D: Did everything go
alright?
M: Yeah, yeah it was a
little bit flying by the seat of your pants-y, you
know.
D: Yeah
M: Didn’t get a lot of
preparation, although the one piece of wisdom I
received is when I came out at the beginning...there
is this big kind of iron curtain-y kind of thing
that lifts up, and you come out, and it comes
up...and they said, "Don’t pause there, or it’ll cut
your head off."
D: (laughs) Yeah, we’ve lost
a guy or two every now and then.
M: Yeah and, you know, "Have
a good show!" and I said alrighty, well...
D: Who were the guests the
night you were on?
M: Molly Shannon, who is a
friend of mine and she was fun, and sparky. Then we
had (she looks over at Paul, she might have
forgotten the name at first) young Isaac Mizrahi,
and then I was my own musical guest.
D: Oh good, you sang.
M: Mm hmm, I did. I warbled
like a thrush.
D: Well, thanks again
(laughing). Now, we had the mothers out here [Dave
had just done his Top 10 list, which was read by 10
different celebrities’ mothers, ending with his
own.]. Have you ever done anything with your mother
professionally, ever worked with your mom?
M: My...not particularly. My
mom can kinda take care of herself. She’s a little
bit of a bad ass, if you’ll pardon my French.
D: Really?
M: Little bit, yeah.
D: In what sense?
M: Well, I’m gonna get in
trouble because I always tell her age, but here we
go again. My mom is 81...
D: 81?
M: Yes, she is.
D: Well, good for her.
M: Yes, and she’s very, uh,
you’d never know it...except that I always tell it
on national television.
(Dave laughs)
M: (sigh) So anyway,
we...she has a...she actually might have been on of
the earliest pioneers of road rage, she...
D: Oh! (laughs) Well, that’s
good!
M: She is very, she’s a very
very sunny, even tempered person. I’ve never seen
her lose her temper or be surly, or angry or upset
in any way, except when she clicks the door shut of
that Lincoln Continental, it all goes away.
D: Well, that’s a nice ride!
M: Yeah. She gets out there,
and I’m telling you she will flip people off like
it’s going out of style.
D: Really?
M: And I mean, one time,
Nick and I, my fiancé Nick, we were in Oklahoma City
and we were with her, and she had dropped us off to
go run into a store for a second. We come back out,
and apparently she had been blocking the entrance to
the parking lot. And somebody pulled up behind her
and honked their horn and she just (mimes rolling
down a window) rolled down the window and (pretends
to give the finger) boop, does her thing, and um,
and we come out from the store, and this guy, this
like...oh, I can’t use that word, an Oklahoma
expression, a...a...mmm...
D: Some kind of kicker, I’m
guessing?
M: (laughing) Yeah!!
D: (laughing) Yeah!
(Audience claps)
M: Thank you. And we’re not
talking football. He is pretty much halfway inside
the passenger side window of my mothers car, trying
to throttle her when we came out. We had to sort of
pull him out.
D: Grabbing the spirit of
the...
M: Yeah.
D: That’s encouraging, I
think!
M: Yes, I think people are
always shocked when they actually get around to the
car and see who’s in there, you know?
D: (laughs) So, how are
things on Will & Grace?
M: Everything’s...
D: You’re done for the year,
obviously...
M: Yeah, we’re done for the
year. We have, I think, an episode tonight where my
uh, husband on the show, Stan, who we never see...
(The audience starts
laughing and she sort of gives them a look and
smiles)
M: He’s supposed to be about
900 pounds and very hairy...(laughs) So it’s hard to
cast that role! Uh...he dies.
D: Really? Passes away?
(Audience awws)
M: Yeah, dead. Gone dead.
D: Well, I’m sorry to hear
that!
M: Yeah. He dies having sex
with Minnie Driver. But then again, who wouldn’t
right?
D: Ho ho! Are you kiddin me?
M: No, I’m not!
D: Well, that certainly
seems...
M: Not on camera, of course.
D: No...and then how is this
all explained and revealed then?
M: I can’t remember.
D: Ah ha!
(Megan and Dave laugh)
D: Do you like coming back
to New York City?
M: Yes, I do!
D: What kind of things do
you do while you’re here?
M: I like to take in some
theater. We saw, uh, we went to the very fancy
opening night of Long Day’s Journey Into
Night...with Vanessa Redgrave. Woo...that’s good.
D: That’s real stuff. That’s
like big league theater.
M: Yeah, that’s like the
real thing. She is just amazing and she’s the only,
like those British actresses and Meryl Streep are
the only ones that haven’t had the, had the lift and
tuck.
(Dave laughs)
M: They’re the only ones, so
that’s refreshing. And uh, she was awesome but the
show is 4 hours long, although it doesn’t seem 4
hours long, but we had an unfortunate, it’s like a
theater nightmare. We were about 8th row, center,
and directly behind us, and I’m talking, this is a
famous, Eugene O’Neill, it’s one of the great
American plays. It’s very dramatic, I mean you don’t
get any more dramatic, and we had directly behind us
for the entire 4 hours, a gentleman who, every 7
seconds on the nose, rhythmically, for 4 hours, went
(gives a big, hacking cough).
D: (laughs) Rhythmically!
M: And I am not kidding you,
for FOUR HOURS!
D: And did anybody assault
the guy?
M: Well, there were some
words exchanged at one point, and his excuse was
that he was a lifelong New Yorker. (laughs)
D: And a patron of the arts,
I’m sure! We’ll be right back here, with Megan
Mullally.
D: Megan Mullally is here,
and also Marilyn Manson. Now, tell me what you do in
your free time. Do you go on vacations, I guess,
like regular people?
M: Mm hmm.
D: You have any time off
lately?
M: Well, yeah. We recently
had a little time off. I had, we had to go to
Washington DC, our nation’s capital...
D: Yeah... (laughs)
M: ...to do a little thing,
and then we had some time, we actually...
D: Wait, what do you mean,
do a little thing? What does that mean, do a little
thing?
M: A little thing, I guess
would be uh, I sang (laughing) it’s not... I sang
with the National Symphony Orchestra...
D: Oh my God!
M: Two Gershwin songs for
the Kennedy Center Gala that’s, yeah (audience
clapping)
D: Nice going! That’s not
exactly a little thing.
M: No, it’s not a little
thing, no.
D: No.
M: We also had occasion to
go to the White House Correspondents Dinner. What an
eye-opener.
D: Mm hmm. Now what is that
exactly?
M: I don’t know.
(Megan and Dave laugh)
M: But there were 2000
people at their tables, and the President was
there...
D: Ahh, very famous
journalists and politicians?
M: Yeah, and everyone just
talked the whole time, nobody listened to the
speakers, which was fascinating. To my left was
seated the Honorable John Snow, who is the Secretary
of the Treasury. You can imagine how the
conversation was flowing between the two of us.
(Megan and Dave laugh)
M: I, at one point I found
myself explaining the premise of W&G to this elder-
I mean, he’s an older gentleman. Now Nick, my
fiancé, who was to my right, maintained that the
Honorable John Snow was (sigh) looking at my
cleavage for the entire conversation. Now, I’m sure
that’s not true, I’m sure it’s not true but...
D: (sarcastic) YEAH.
M: But I had to explain the
premise of W&G and I sort of fumbled through
something, and there was a pause, and he said, "Are
you talking about homosexuals?"
(Dave laughs)
M: Yeah. I sure am.
D: So there you go.
M: Yeah. Another recruit!
(Megan and Dave laugh,
audience claps)
D: How’s everything going at
home now?
M: It’s good. We got, I got
a little busy after the first of the year. I was
doing W&G and my fiancé and I were doing a play at
the same time, and a few other things, so it was a
little bit of a jumble. But I took to, I decided
that if, the last straw would be if I got up in the
morning and try to pick out like a cute outfit to
wear.
D: Yeah, I hate that, don’t
you?
M: Yeah, I really do. I
basically started wearing a uniform, which consists
of, it’s kind of a, one of the writers of W&G called
it a stylish tracksuit.
D: Ah, that’s good.
M: So I took to wearing that
every single day, from about the middle of January.
And around the middle of April, I said to Nick, I
said, "Well, time to put on the uniform again," and
he said, "What are you talking about?" I said,
"Honey, I have been wearing the exact same outfit
everyday for the last like 4 months." (Dave laughs)
Never noticed.
D: That’s a darn shame.
M: Yeah.
D: There’s something very
comfortable about that, you don’t have to worry what
you’re gonna put on.
M: You don’t have to
dress...
D: If you find something you
like, get 1000 of them and wear them everyday.
M: Yeah, yeah.
D: Exactly.
M: I think that unless
you’re pretty much stripped down, they don’t notice.
D: Yeah. (laughs)
M: So don’t spend a lot of
money on the designer clothes!
(Audience claps)
D: And what do you have in
the future, what are you doing for the summer?
M: Well, I’m trying to take
the whole summer off, which would be refreshing, and
we’re getting another dog.
D: How many dogs do you
have?
M: We have one, we have a
poodle (a few people clap, Megan looks out at
them)…we’re gonna get another dog.
D: (laughs) People
applauding poodles.
M: We have the poodle
teamers here.
D: That’s really sad.
(Megan and Dave laugh)
M: We did this play together
in Los Angeles, Nick and I, and it had, it was an
adult themed, it was an adult content, the play, it
had a lot of bad words, as they say. And I had
forgotten, when I did this play, that a lot of my
fanbase is apparently 11 year old girls.
D: Oh, oh.
M: So we would have these
children, who would come to the show, and just be
stripped of all, of their entire innocence, their
childhood torn away. (Dave laughs) The little light
in their eyes had just gone out. (Dave still
laughing) You’d see them after the show, just
shattered little husks.
(Megan and Dave laughing)
D: Nice job!
M: It was horrible!
D: Mission accomplished!
M: It was just horrible!
D: Well, somebody has to do
it, don’t you think?
M: Yeah, I guess (laughs)
D: Well, listen, I hope you
have a lovely summer, give my best to the new dog,
and the old dog, and of course the fiancé Nick, and
continued success.
M: Thank you!
D: Nice to see you again.
M: Yeah.
D: Megan Mullally everybody!
We’ll be right back with Marilyn Manson.
:: Letterman 9/13/2002
Transcript ::
Letterman: Our first guess is a Emmy award star on
the hit series Will & Grace, shes also a talented
singer with a brand new cd right here (shows the cd)
Entitled, Big As A Berry, here's the lovely Megan
Mullaly, ladies and gentlemen. (band plays music,
Megan walks out and sits down)
Letterman: Were excited that
your going to sing, this is like a big deal, its a
regular cd and everything.
Megan: Its a real actual cd,
it will play on a cd player.
Letterman: Yeah, and what
kinda music will we hear when we play the cd?
Megan: You will hear a very
eclectic mix of songs, um, there all covers, I have
this band Supreme Music Program and we've just been
doing covers for 5 years, and that's all we do.
Letterman: Are you more of
an singer or an actress? Or can you be both?
Megan: Neither (laughs)
That's the funny part. (laughs again) I'm just some
loser that wondered in off the street.
Letterman: How've you been?
What's new?
Megan: Um well. iv become
engaged to be married. (audience claps) Yes, thank
you. (laughs) Thank you, that's a bit over applauded.
Letterman: Are you excited?
Are you looking forward to it? Is this your first
marriage?
Megan: Oh Gosh, no. (laughs)
Uh, no, but I am excited about this particular
marriage. (laughs again) Oh my...
Letterman: When will this
take place?
Megan: well I don't know, at
some point. But we're excited. Iv been living in the
same duplex apartment for 16 years and its really
time for a change so we're going to move out and buy
a house. Iv been living in this apartment for so
long, that I have actually some of my furniture from
college, but its not like, egg crates and ya know
cinder blocks or anything, its not that bad, but iv
been sleeping in the same bed, that I slept in when
your show first premiered on another network in
1982.
Letterman: In 82, that's
right.
Megan: Yeah, that's how long
iv been sleeping in that bed.
Letterman: That's like a 20
year old bed.
Megan: Yeah--
Letterman: Now that-- you'll
get rid of the bed i--
Megan: Yeah we'll get rid of
the bed. Oh and then also, its kind of a small
apartment, we're thinking of uh, starting a family.
Letterman: Oh good for you,
I think that's--
Megan: Thank you. Now
weather or not I can-- (half the audience laughs and
the other half claps) Weather or not i can actually
conceive a child is up for grabs because I'm 147
years old but--we're going to try.
Letterman: (laughs a bit)
Megan: And I actually warned
the um, it was actually a warning, to the producers
of Will & Grace because i said there's not going to
be any way, sometimes when an actress gets pregnant
on a show they like--pretend like shes not ya know
and they just conceal her. I was like, there'd be no
concealing! I'm gunna gain 795 pounds, and its gunna
start here (points around her eyes) and its just
going to move out expidentially (letterman laughs)
You know like, Sarah Jessica Parker and conceal her
stomach with like a demitasse cup. (imitates Sarah
with her demitasse cup) Ya know (letterman laughs)
Id have to be behind a close rack where you can see
just my eyes! Ya know, so.
Letterman: Well this is all
very exciting.
Megan: Yes it is.
Letterman: And the show is
starting its 5th season?
Megan: Oh God, really--
Letterman: How many times
has um, Cher been on your program?
Megan: Your old friend?
Letterman: She's a national
treasure.
Megan: Yes.
Letterman: She's done like a
handful of guest appearances?
Megan: I couldn't have said
it better myself! She's done um, 2 episodes of our
television program.
Letterman: It must be fun
when she does the show
Megan: Oh its a blast! Iv
never, officially exchanged any actual words with
her, i think she thinks I'm the stage manager or
something I'm not sure, I don't know what it is she
doesn't seem to be a joiner although-- (Lettermans
laughing) I mean this in a nice way, but whenever,
iv seen her on like, interviews and stuff and she
seems like she'd be really fun, like a good fun
person to hang around--
Letterman: Like one of the
guys.
Megan: One of the guys, but
she doesn't, its like, she's kind of like drop in by a
helicopter, says her lines then is sucked back up
into the clouds or something. So we don't have a lot
of interaction although, Sean Hayes, who plays
Jack, was mysteriously invited to her castle in
England for Thanksgiving one time.
Letterman: Wow!
Megan: Yeah, the rest of us
have never even met her! So we were like, well how
did we get left out in the cold? Where's our castle
in England?
Letterman: Well that's just a
darn shame. Now uh, when we come back, this is like
a big deal, reasserts this song with Paul and
everything?
Megan: Yeah
Letterman: Are you ready for
this Paul?
Paul: Yeah, its beautiful
too.
Letterman: Alright well if
your ready, when we come back, Megan will sing
something from her brand new, this is a new cd? From
her new cd Big As A Berry.
CNN LARRY
KING LIVE
Interview with Cast of
"Will & Grace"
Aired February 16, 2005 -
21:00 ET
THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT.
THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE
UPDATED.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
ERIC MCCORMACK, "WILL TRUMAN": Are you wearing your
wedding dress?
SEAN HAYES, "JACK MCFARLAND": You hear that?
Disgusts me!
MCCORMACK: I am gay!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
LARRY KING, HOST: Tonight, the cast of "Will &
Grace," the funniest foursome on television together
for the hour to tell all about their on-screen and
off-screen selves. Eric McCormack, Debra Messing,
Sean Hayes and Megan Mullally, the real Will and
Grace and Jack and Karen together for the hour with
your phone calls! I'm excited! Why?
(LAUGHTER)
KING: Next on LARRY KING LIVE. Felt like a rocket
ship was going to go through the building.
(LAUGHTER)
KING: The last time they were on was over two years
ago. Do you believe that? "Will & Grace" is now in
its seventh season on NBC, seen Thursday nights at
8:30 Eastern. The show has earned 12 Emmys, one for
Outstanding Comedy Series. To date, it's been
nominated 49 Emmys, 24 Golden Globes, 14 SAGs, 6
People's Choice Awards. And it's also...
MCCORMACK (singing): And a partridge in a pear tree!
(LAUGHTER)
KING: (UNINTELLIGIBLE) you'll never be back.
(LAUGHTER)
KING: OK, enough with the credits. How do you --
what -- Debra, how do you -- why -- how do you think
it lasted seven years? What is it about this show?
DEBRA MESSING, "GRACE ADLER": Oh, gosh. You know,
the first thing is just the writing. I mean, from
the very beginning, we -- we just knew that there
was something special. And the four of us, when we
read the pilot, it just popped off the page, and we
made each other laugh. And I think that a lot of it
is -- is chemistry and luck, and then there's just
the hard work that everybody puts into it, the
writers and producers and actors and everyone.
KING: Would you call it, Sean, ground-breaking?
HAYES: No, not at all.
(LAUGHTER)
HAYES: I feel it's boring. I feel...
KING: I knew you didn't like it.
HAYES: Nobody makes me laugh. No. Ground-breaking?
You know, a friend of mine once said, you know, he
believed that our show was doing for gay people what
"The Jeffersons" and "Good Times" did for the
African-American community way back then. And I'd
like to believe that's true, you know, kind of
showing gay people in this kind of light and --
where it's not about that, it's just about the
characters for the first time, like those shows
were. And I think that -- that's probably why it
works.
KING: Megan, Tony Randall tried it with "Sidney,"
the first gay character ever on television. Didn't
make it.
MEGAN MULLALLY, "KAREN WALKER": Yes.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: With Swoosie Kurtz, right?
KING: Yes. Was it ahead of its time?
MULLALLY: I think so, and it -- funnily enough, I
think that the "Ellen" show was our -- without the
"Ellen" show paving the way for us, I don't know if
we would have been able to squeak by because when we
first started the show, there was a lot of -- they
were expecting a lot of controversy and a lot of
flak and crazy protests, and we were all kind of
coached with what to say if somebody confronted us
with hard questions. And it just never happened. And
I think because Ellen had -- very soon before that
had done that show, where her character was a
straight woman who comes out, helped us. And also,
the problem with that show was that then that issue
became politicized, whereas with our show, it never
was because it's just two guys that part of who they
are is that they're homosexual.
KING: Was it difficult for you, Eric, to take this
role?
MCCORMACK: No. It just -- this show -- because it
wasn't politicized, because it wasn't about, you
know, hairdressers or something stereotypical, it
was about, you know, a lawyer and -- I don't know,
you...
(CROSSTALK)
KING: A lawyer and a...
HAYES: And a kooky next-door neighbor.
MCCORMACK: Yes. It didn't -- somehow, we managed to
wear our gayness on our sleeve and yet not, at the
same time. It's -- we are -- it's a happily, funny
gay show which is not about the issue of being gay.
KING: We're going to show some clips. One of our
favorite episodes featured a special guest star,
Cher. Take a look at this scene with Jack and his
idol. Watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
HAYES: I do a better Cher than you.
CHER, ACTRESS: You think so?
HAYES: Actually, it's, You think so? Ho!
CHER: Are you kidding me with this?
HAYES: OK. The hand is perfect, but it's more, Are
you kidding me with this? Ho!
CHER: Get a life.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
HAYES: And stop. That was a scene from "Will &
Grace," and...
KING: Did you like doing that?
HAYES: Yes, that was fun. That was very high energy
that night. I remember I was kind of -- I hope I'm
not -- I hope this is correct -- kind of the biggest
first -- first biggest guest star we had on the show
was -- of that kind of iconic, you know, size. So
the energy was really high. It was really fun.
KING: Was she good to work with?
HAYES: She's great. She's a really cool...
KING: Do you like having guest stars?
MESSING: Oh, I -- first of all, I mean, we've been
blessed with amazing guest stars. I mean, we get to
work with Matt Damon and Michael Douglas and Glenn
Close and -- I mean, the...
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Sharon Stone working with you this week.
(CROSSTALK)
MESSING: We're very, very lucky. We have some
really, really talented people come and play with
us.
KING: Before we talk about some of the changes and
things that've happened to the characters, is this
show booked beyond seven years, Megan?
MULLALLY: Well, I -- we love doing the show, and so,
you know, we're hoping that we can come back and do
more seasons because we have such a good time. And
we're lucky because we still have the great writing,
which is amazing after all this time. We still have
a lot of our original writers, which is kind of
unheard of.
KING: When do you find out?
MCCORMACK: This is -- this is that time of year,
where, you know, you work it out with the network.
So we're hoping...
MULLALLY: Maybe you could make a call for us.
(LAUGHTER)
KING: And have they talked to you? Is anything in
the wind? Do they say...
MCCORMACK: We're in discussions, and we -- we're
just really hopeful.
MULLALLY: Yes. Because we love it. We love doing the
show.
KING: You all do other projects. In the last
segment, we'll talk about individual -- you went and
did Jerry Lewis, right?
HAYES: Yes.
KING: You had fun doing that?
HAYES: Yes. That was fun.
KING: Now, you look...
HAYES: That was a little while ago.
(CROSSTALK)
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Oh, he was so great!
HAYES: Oh, come on!
KING: Do all of you look beyond "Will & Grace"?
MCCORMACK: I think now -- yes. I mean, we've all of
us -- we all of us came into this with other things
and will go out of it with even more. We -- we're
starting production companies and starting families
and starring in films. And there's -- luckily, none
of us are kind of waiting for that -- for D-Day to
sort of go, Oh, I guess I have to be something other
than, you know, this character. KING: A lot's
happened in the last two years to the characters,
the break-up of Grace's marriage to Leo, playing
hurt for humor. Leo was Harry Connick, Jr., a good
guy. Was that hard?
MESSING: Having that break-up?
KING: To play it for laughs.
MESSING: You know, I just -- it was -- it was a
really great thing to be able to explore, to have --
you know, I was the perennial single girl, and to
actually have Grace, you know, get married was --
was fun, and scary creatively because we're, like,
Oh, is this going to work? And so, you know, I love
when the show explores real sort of emotional
milestones and try to glean the funny out of that.
KING: And now she's dating Ed Burns.
MESSING: Uh-huh. I know. Grace is...
KING: And he's a regular on the show?
MESSING: ... lucky girl!
(LAUGHTER)
KING: Is he a regular?
MESSING: Well, these are the regulars here. You
know, he's -- he's been on a couple of times, and we
love having him, and we hear that he's interested
in...
KING: He's terrific.
MESSING: Yes.
MULLALLY: Another nice guy.
MESSING: Really.
MULLALLY: Harry Connick and Ed Burns both very
nice...
KING: We'll be right back with more of the cast of
"Will & Grace." We'll be including your phone calls,
so keep them -- keep those cards and letters coming.
Don't go away.
(VIDEO CLIP FROM "WILL & GRACE")
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
HAYES: Can't stay for lunch. I'm just going to grab
some money out of your wallet so I can grab a
sandwich and a new sweater later.
MCCORMACK: What's the big rush? HAYES: Karen's got a
peeping Tom. She says she wants me over there right
away. I assume to adjust the lighting or smear
Vaseline on the windows to make them look lovelier.
MESSING: Never had a peeping Tom. All I've ever had
is some guy in college yelling, Pull down the
blinds, boy.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: That episode hasn't aired yet. It airs
tomorrow night. But we've just learned from the cast
itself tomorrow's edition of the "Enquirer"...
KING: "The New York Times" of tabloidism will report
that there's friction in the crew.
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: Debra and I aren't speaking.
MESSING: We don't speak.
MULLALLY: No, and they only speak through their
publicist.
HAYES: And we act as their publicists, so...
KING: And who was it quoted, "a friend said"...
MCCORMACK: Sources close to a source...
(CROSSTALK)
MULLALLY: Their mole.
KING: How do you feel when you read stuff like that?
MULLALLY: I think it's really...
MCCORMACK: I love it.
MULLALLY: I think it's amazing that, you know, it's
a huge, you know, money-making concern without one
shred of -- I mean, at least in this particular...
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: It would bother me if it was real.
MULLALLY: ... not one syllable that's true.
(CROSSTALK)
MULLALLY: Everything's wrong. Even the number of
seasons are wrong.
MESSING: They even said we're in our fifth season!
MULLALLY: Fifth season!
MESSING: So they got that wrong. I mean, literally,
everything -- everything.
MULLALLY: It kills me, floors me!
MCCORMACK: Now they're going to be after us.
MESSING: Oh, no!
HAYES: Now.
(LAUGHTER)
HAYES: Seems like that's all they do.
(CROSSTALK)
MULLALLY: ... gone and done it now.
KING: We're going to ask Will about boyfriends. And
earlier this season, he got a new one. Let's take a
look at what happens when Will has dinner with his
new beau's family.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
MCCORMACK: All I wanted was for you to like me
because I love Vince, and Vince loves you. Do you
have any idea how much trouble I've gone through
today to try to make it perfect for you? Your 16-
year-old nephew made out with a woman twice his age,
and then another woman 10 times his age! You're
soon-to-be-married daughter is a lesbian! But did
you hear about any of that? No! Not until just now,
when I accidentally blurted it out!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: That's funny. Do viewers want you to have a
relationship? I mean, are they -- do they get
involved? They're, How's Will doing?
MCCORMACK: Yes, I think by now -- maybe in the early
days, it was -- it was a new show and a new thing.
But people do come up and say, When are you going to
get a boyfriend? It's not just gay people. I mean --
and so -- and we got this great actor, Bobby
Canavale (ph), who we lost for a while because he's
so in demand. But that was a real nice mix, and
we'll -- and we've -- and Will's earned it. I mean,
the show has earned it to have Will have a steady
boyfriend.
MULLALLY: It sounded like you said he's so "into
men."
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Into men. I know.
MULLALLY: But he said he's so in demand! (LAUGHTER)
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: We were originally going to have Bobby a
lot, but he's so into men!
(LAUGHTER)
KING: Does anybody want you to go straight?
MCCORMACK: If they do, they're probably not paying
attention to the details of the show.
KING: What kind of mail do you get?
MCCORMACK: You know what? We really -- unless
somebody's keeping something from us, we don't get
anything bad.
KING: Have you had complaints from people like the
Family Council or like Reverend Dobson -- or Dr. --
no, he's not a -- James Dobson. Has he...
MESSING: No.
KING: No?
MULLALLY: Well, that was the weird thing, is that we
seem to sort of skirt past all of that stuff...
KING: Jerry Falwell...
MULLALLY: ... miraculously.
KING: ... doesn't complain?
HAYES: I got one letter at the very beginning, like,
in the first season, saying -- from a woman who was
very religious, very Christian, saying how wrong she
thought the show was, but she thinks it's the
funniest show on television.
MULLALLY: We have had a preponderance of mail and
personal comments from fans that we've met, younger
gay or lesbian people who've said that the show
helped them come out to their parents and they watch
the show, but -- you know, that -- which is kind of
gratifying.
MCCORMACK: Interesting that Reverend Dobson actually
-- actually did send a letter to me, but it was just
to ask me out to dinner.
MULLALLY: Oh!
(LAUGHTER)
(CROSSTALK)
HAYES: Well, it's a round-about way to get his...
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Jack now has a job as an executive at a gay TV
network.
HAYES: Right. It's kind of art imitating life
because there's a gay network going to be launched
by MTV...
KING: Right, in June, I think.
HAYES: ... called Logo (ph)? Is that right?
MCCORMACK: I don't remember.
HAYES: I don't remember what it's called.
MESSING: Is that true?
MULLALLY: That sounds right.
MESSING: I didn't know that.
HAYES: I think that might be it. But anyway, that's
where they, I think, got the idea to put my
character...
KING: Do they...
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Do they ask you, like, What do you think of
this? Or do the writers just write it and you say
it?
HAYES: Yes. I mean, for the most part, they'll --
they'll pitch us an idea at the beginning of the
season to where our characters will go, and we have
our say, you know, maybe, I like that idea, maybe
add to it or maybe, I don't like that idea. They're
very, very open to collaborating.
KING: Can you change a line?
HAYES: Yes, if it's funny. If it's not funny, then
we don't say it.
KING: Now, Karen is the gun -- she's the
gin-guzzling socialite, right?
MULLALLY: Yes.
KING: And although she always has admirers, one
admirer this season, a former nemesis, Scott
Woolley, played by Jeff Goldblum. You get some
pretty heavy-hitting actors to come on, right?
MULLALLY: He's -- he was very fun to work with.
MESSING: Really.
KING: Do you like Karen?
MULLALLY: Yes, I love Karen. I always have a good
time playing the character because she's -- it's so
well written and so outrageous. She's just -- she
carries a gun. I mean, it's just so -- she's so
politically incorrect that it's just completely off
the charts, and it's very fun to play. But I think
she's somehow lovable, which is the funny thing, the
trick in the writing and the playing...
HAYES: Because you don't know how much of it is
true...
(CROSSTALK)
MULLALLY: It's all just modeled on me, pretty much!
(LAUGHTER)
KING: Type casting. Is the hardest thing, Debra, to
keep it fresh? Seven years.
MESSING: Oh, yes. Sure. I mean, I think about it
sometimes, that this is -- you know -- I mean, it's
a half hour per episode, and we've been doing it how
many -- I mean, over 100 -- 100 episodes now. I
mean, it's just -- it's amazing to have these
characters living and growing, and it really is a
testament to the writers that they've been able to
keep us as excited and us as interested and -- and,
you know, funny, and -- but certainly, that's the
challenge.
KING: It'll play forever in syndication, right?
"Will & Grace"...
(CROSSTALK)
HAYES: Oh, yes. It's on at, like, 5:30, 6:00 and
11:00 right now, I think.
KING: So it's always going to be with us.
HAYES: Well, it's going to be with you. Yes.
MESSING: We hope so!
MCCORMACK: Your lips to God's ear.
KING: And the residuals will be good for you, right?
HAYES: Yes, that...
(CROSSTALK)
KING: You don't have a "Friends" walk-off, do you?
Like, you don't have a -- We want this per episode?
MULLALLY: No.
MULLALLY: We're not smart enough to pull that off!
(LAUGHTER)
MULLALLY: You ought to negotiate for us, though,
Larry. That might...
KING: I couldn't do that.
MULLALLY: ... come in very handy.
KING: You mean you've never...
MULLALLY: We'll get Larry on our side.
KING: ... made demands, with the success of the
show?
MULLALLY: Do you know that the second season of this
show, when the first time we had to renegotiate, I
begged my agents not to ask for more than -- I think
I was making -- you know, let's say a number that's
fake, like, say I was making $200 a week. I said,
Please don't ask for more than $300. And they wanted
to ask for $800, you know? And I begged them not to.
I said, Please! I'm not that kind of person. That
embarrasses me. I mean, it was really sad. They
said, We have never, ever had a client ask for less
money.
(LAUGHTER)
MESSING: Everyone in Hollywood is going to work with
you.
(LAUGHTER)
MULLALLY: Yes! I just got hired.
HAYES: We can get her! She's cheap!
(LAUGHTER)
KING: We'll take a break, and we'll be back with
more. We're going to include your phone calls. The
cast of "Will & Grace." Don't go away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
HAYES: I am so sorry about your peeping Tom! The
thought that someone would degrade you by viewing
you simply as a piece of meat disgusts me! You hear
that? Disgusts me!
MULLALLY: I know, Jackie. I'm at my wit's end. Oh,
Jackie! He's still out there, that sick bastard!
HAYES: Oh!
MULLALLY: Is this what you want? Huh! Huh! He's
relentless! Jackie, help me out of this skirt.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK) (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
MESSING: You know what? You may be right. I think
I'm making things worse.
MCCORMACK: Oh, sweetie. I hear rustling. Are you
wearing your wedding dress?
MESSING: No, just the veil.
MCCORMACK: For God's sake, Grace, take that off and
put it back in my closet! Look, I got to go, but
just -- just remember, that jerk cheated on you, and
you are better off alone.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: The cast of "Will & Grace." We're going to
start including your phone calls. A lot of people
want to talk to these very talented people. Modesto,
California. Hello.
CALLER: Hi, guys.
MULLALLY: Hi!
HAYES: Hi!
MCCORMACK: Hello!
CALLER: I love you! You can't leave! You're not
allowed!
(LAUGHTER)
CALLER: But my question is, why would the writers
feel they had to break up Grace and her husband?
Harry Connick, Jr., seemed to fit so well with all
four of you. Was it his choice, or did they just
think it wasn't going the right direction?
KING: Debra?
MESSING: Thank you. I love you!
KING: What was the -- thank you. What was the
decision...
MESSING: We love you! You know, I'm not -- I think
-- I think it was both. I think -- you know, I mean,
he obviously -- he obviously has a very full life.
He's going to start (UNINTELLIGIBLE) and he had a
lot of work to do with his album and promoting and
traveling. So we were so grateful to have him as
long as we did. And I think that, you know, we knew
that we couldn't have him forever, so...
KING: So it worked.
MESSING: ... so the -- you know, we tried to get
everything we could out of it. MCCORMACK: But part
of the show, too, is that -- is that Will and Grace
need each other, and we all, as friends, need each
other. So it was always intended that the marriage
would eventually end, even from the beginning, no
matter who played him.
KING: Orem, Utah. Hello.
CALLER: Hi.
KING: Hi.
MCCORMACK: Hi.
CALLER: I'd like to say I just love the show.
HAYES: Thank you.
CALLER: And my question is, is, have you ever
considered having Tom Selleck as a boyfriend
selection for maybe Karen?
MCCORMACK: Oh!
MULLALLY: That sounds like a good idea to me!
KING: An idea!
MULLALLY: I'm on board with that idea! Yes,
absolutely. Thanks for the suggestion.
HAYES: Mustache or no mustache for you?
MULLALLY: Really, probably doesn't make any
difference.
(LAUGHTER)
KING: At this point, it don't matter!
HAYES: I think she'd look good in a mustache!
(LAUGHTER)
KING: Peoria, Illinois. Hello.
HAYES: Peoria!
CALLER: Hi.
KING: Will they get it in Peoria? Yes. Go ahead.
CALLER: Oh, absolutely. I just wanted to tell these
guys they are by far the most talented cast on
television.
HAYES: Oh, thank you very much.
CALLER: And I'd like to ask them if -- how do they
feel about actors today almost being vilified for
stating their political views or inclinations? Thank
you.
MULLALLY: Wow. What a great question.
HAYES: Yes, that is a good question. I feel -- not
all actors, but some actors become a little too
politically active and emotionally involved a day
late or a week late or a month late, where people
like -- a lot of people blew up about the results of
the election, and it's, like, Well, what did you do
about it beforehand? I'm not taking that stance, you
know, right now. I'm just saying if you're going to
have a voice, you know, and be one side or the
other, what did you do the year or two years --
instead of coming out a month before the election
and...
MULLALLY: I think it's been really -- oh, I'm sorry.
HAYES: No, that's -- I'm done.
MULLALLY: I think that's a really interesting...
(CROSSTALK)
MULLALLY: No, I think it's an interesting point. We
never really talked about this. But I always think
about that because I have seen people who are
considered celebrities, actors, musicians, sports
figures, who are extremely intelligent, who have
opinions, and it seems like you're kind of not
allowed to have one if -- if you are in that
position.
KING: Why?
MULLALLY: Well, I don't know. Some of -- a lot of
the things I've seen, people are just sort of
systematically taken apart if they want to voice an
opinion. And then on the other side of the coin, but
it is OK for their privacy to be completely invaded
at -- 24/7.
KING: A conservative group has a billboard here,
thanking Hollywood for electing George Bush.
MCCORMACK: Yes, I just saw that.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I saw that today.
KING: And it shows pictures of Hollywood celebrities
who support him.
MCCORMACK: It's freedom of speech. They can do that,
and we can, you know, spout off about what we
believe. I mean, everyone has got the right. We just
-- we happen to have a vessel at the moment, but...
KING: Do you think you influence voters?
MCCORMACK: ... that's the resentment.
MESSING: You know, I -- I think so. I think so. I
think it's a huge responsibility to -- to be -- to
be a celebrity and to speak out politically. I mean,
we -- obviously, we're human beings. We have
opinions. We -- you know, we fancy ourselves as --
as being articulate and intelligent, and we want to
be able to express our views when asked. But I think
because we're celebrities, people -- there's just a
-- there's consequences with -- with sharing those
views.
MULLALLY: I'm afraid -- I feel like I'd rather just
not say anything because I don't want to attract any
kind of attention like that because I would hate to
be a target for, you know, tabloid type of press or
anything like that.
KING: And you're only $800 a week.
(LAUGHTER)
MULLALLY: Right. I work cheap, baby!
KING: Another classic "Will & Grace" moment is Will
and Jack teaching Karen's cousin how to be gay. Take
a look at the now famous dance lesson.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
HAYES: Tighter! Tighter! Pull it in!
MCCORMACK: OK. OK. Look, this move, unless you're
one of the Brady kids, should be (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
HAYES: OK, Barry, now, come on. Sit here,
sweetheart. Watch and learn, all right? And note,
these moves can also be performed on roller skates,
OK?
(END VIDEO CLIP)
HAYES: Oh! I have no friends and family anymore,
Larry.
(LAUGHTER)
HAYES: Nobody likes me.
KING: We'll be back with more and more of your phone
calls on this edition of LARRY KING LIVE with the
cast of "Will & Grace." Don't go away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: What are you doing? I'm stuck in
there, listening to him talk about how he's learning
to love his mulatto bastard grandchild.
MCCORMACK: I'm sorry. I had to talk to Grace.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Right. Because we're having lunch
from 1:00 to 2:00, which only leaves you 23 hours to
catch up on her problems? What about me, Will? You
know, this is a relation-ship. When one of the crew
goes overboard, the ship sinks. MCCORMACK: No, it
doesn't! That's a terrible metaphor!
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: You're a terrible metaphor.
MCCORMACK: That's a comeback?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: You're a comeback!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MCCORMACK: That ice stings, and it tastes a lot like
gin.
MESSING: I got it from my assistant's freezer.
MCCORMACK: Is your assistant Courtney Love?
MESSING: Not as together. I am really, really sorry.
MCCORMACK: You didn't mean it, did you? I mean,
you're not homicidal, are you? Because it looks like
you've been doing some psychotic gardening.
MESSING: Oh, this isn't psychotic. This is.
(END VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
KING: Eric McCormack plays Will Truman on "Will &
Grace," Emmy winner for outstanding lead actor in a
comedy series. He's starring in the upcoming film
"The Sisters." We'll talk about that in a little
while.
Debra Messing plays Grace Adler. She's the Emmy
winner for outstanding lead actress in a comedy
series, stars in the current released film "The
Wedding Date."
Sean Hayes plays Jack McFarland, Emmy winner for
outstanding supporting actor in a comedy series,
star and co-executive producer of "Situation
Comedy," a new document reality series we'll talk
about in a while.
MESSING: And a class act all the way.
KING: And a class act.
And Megan Mullally, who plays Karen Walker on "Will
& Grace," also an Emmy winner for outstanding
supporting actress. Does concert work with her band,
Supreme Music Program. Recently performed at the
Lincoln Center, will be at the Kennedy Center, but
will not be at the Republican or Democratic Party
get-together.
(LAUGHTER)
Let's go back to your calls.
Hagerstown, Maryland, hello. Hagerstown, hello?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Hey, Hagerstown.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Hi.
CALLER: Hello?
KING: Hello. Go ahead.
CALLER: Hello?
KING: OK. If that's it, goodbye.
Chicago, hello.
CALLER: Hi.
KING: Hi. Go ahead.
CALLER: I was wondering, is there anyone that you
guys haven't worked with that you would just about
do anything to work with?
KING: Good question. They might all be different.
Eric, who would you like to work with?
MCCORMACK: Well, she's had the opportunity. Woody
Allen would be my answer. I want to do -- Woody,
hello? I want to do a Woody before...
KING: Debra?
MESSING: Was the question to be a guest star on the
show or...
KING: Either one. Who would you like to work with or
be a guest star on the show? Answer it either way.
MESSING: Meryl Streep.
KING: She might do the show.
MESSING: Really?
KING: You don't think she would do "Will & Grace?"
MESSING: Oh, I think she...
KING: She's a hoot.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: No, I thought you knew something.
MESSING: I thought you were breaking news here. And
I'm like, "Really?"
KING: No, no. I'll bet Meryl Streep would say yes.
MESSING: You know what? I think she is hilarious.
KING: She's funny. Get Sharon Stone and Get Meryl
Streep.
MESSING: Yes.
KING: Who would you want?
HAYES: Jesus Christ.
KING: He's out of town.
HAYES: He's hard to book. No...
MCCORMACK: He's doing "Passion of the Christ 2" at
the moment, so...
HAYES: Probably Steve Martin. Probably Steve Martin.
KING: Yes. He might do it.
HAYES: Maybe.
MULLALLY: I'm on that same Meryl Streep bandwagon,
not to be boring. Yes.
KING: Las Vegas, hello.
CALLER: Hello?
KING: Go ahead.
CALLER: Hello?
KING: Yes, go ahead.
CALLER: Yes. I have a question for Megan. I love
you, Megan, by the way.
MULLALLY: Thank you. Thank you.
CALLER: I was just wondering, I love your first two
CDs. Are you going to make another one anytime soon?
MULLALLY: Oh, that's so nice of you. Thank you.
Yes, we're planning to. We've had a lot of big,
glamorous bookings lately, the band. So we've been
kind of busy just getting those, preparing those,
and traveling and having fun, playing live. And
we've been collecting a lot of new songs, so we'll
definitely be making a record soon.
But that's so nice of you. Thank you
KING: San Jacinto, California, hello. CALLER: Hi.
How are you doing?
KING: Hi. How are you?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Hey.
CALLER: Hey, Paula Zahn earlier had a question.
KING: Yes.
CALLER: And they want to know how much of the show
is improvised.
KING: All right. There was a Paula Zahn question. I
made a note of it. I was going to -- how much are
you allowed to just wing it?
MCCORMACK: No. I mean, we -- we're actors, so we're
supposed to make it look like we're winging it. But,
no, it's a written script.
MULLALLY: It's a compliment to the writers, because
a lot of people ask me. They say, "You improvise a
lot of it, don't you?" No, none of it is improvised,
really. I mean, essentially, there's teeny little
things that are, but that's how good the writers
are.
KING: So you are on script?
MESSING: Oh, absolutely.
KING: The show has had some fun doing flashback
episodes. Let's take a look back at when Will and
Jack first meet.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MCCORMACK: Oh, and you think everybody's gay?
HAYES: No, not everybody. Just me and you and a dog
named Boo.
MCCORMACK: Hey, hey, I'm not gay.
HAYES: Well, this well-worn copy of the "Dream
Girls" soundtrack begs to differ.
(LAUGHTER)
MCCORMACK: How would you like it if I kicked your
ass?
HAYES: That depends on the spirit in which it's
delivered.
MCCORMACK: Hey, hey, hey.
(END VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
HAYES: That was actually how my hair was growing up.
KING: South Hampton, Ontario, hello. CALLER: Hi. My
question is for Eric.
MCCORMACK: Hi.
CALLER: As a comedian who wants to get into the film
industry, like I'm going to school (UNINTELLIGIBLE),
me making it, what advice do you have?
MCCORMACK: Try to do as much as you can in Canada
before you ever attempt to come down here. Do
theater, do as much Canadian television. Don't just
jump the gun.
I mean, it works for some people. Keanu Reeves came
down here and had some success, I understand. But I
would -- I would say, you know, do it home-grown
first. And when I came here I had done a lot up
there.
KING: You're an actor who does comedic acting,
right?
MCCORMACK: Yes.
KING: You're not a comedian.
MCCORMACK: No.
KING: What are you, Sean?
HAYES: I would say the same. I tried do stand-up and
I was horrible. And I'll never do it again.
KING: Really?
HAYES: So, yes, I consider myself an actor who is
funny.
KING: Are you more comfortable in comedy?
HAYES: Oh, definitely. It hides the pain, Larry.
(LAUGHTER)
KING: Pagliacci.
HAYES: That's right.
KING: The show must go on.
HAYES: Right.
KING: Why?
Are you more comfortable in comedy, Debra?
MESSING: I love comedy, but I think I'm happiest
when I switch back and forth. I think I feel, you
know, most -- most revitalized when I get to switch
off.
KING: Megan?
MULLALLY: Gosh, I kind of like everything. And I
also enjoy singing a lot. So people ask me, do I
like to sing or act better. And I don't know which.
But I just -- I think it's just nice to have a forum
to express yourself creatively. We're very lucky to
have that.
KING: Milton Berle told me once comics make good
actors because they're acting all the time. Stand-up
comics are acting every night.
HAYES: Yes. That's right.
KING: They're going out. They maybe feel terrible --
you can feel terrible and play Hamlet.
HAYES: Right.
KING: Feel terrible and be funny for an hour...
HAYES: Oh, yes. That's true.
MULLALLY: Yes.
KING: California, hello.
CALLER: Hello?
KING: Hi.
CALLER: Hi. I'm sorry.
I just want to say that I like everybody on the
cast. You guys make us laugh so hard. And I was
wondering if the chemistry that you guys have on
your show, if it continues when you guys are off
air?
KING: Not according to "The Enquirer."
(LAUGHTER)
MULLALLY: We have so much fun together that it's
criminal that we're getting -- well, back to the
money again. I'm lowering my salary by the moment.
But it is criminal that we get paid to do what we
do. We have so much fun.
KING: Do you socialize?
HAYES: Yes.
MESSING: Yes.
HAYES: We usually have a powwow right before we go
back to work, like a little -- you know, we either
have dinner or whatever, something.
MCCORMACK: Yes, we used -- we used to do it more.
But I think it's because people get so busy in their
lives. We both had children. It's just...
MESSING: And also, now, luckily, we have places that
we need to be as a cast that are social events,
where we get to enjoy each other. You know?
HAYES: So it really is like brothers and sisters.
And actually, the days we get off are so fewer than
the days we see each other. So it's nice to get rid
of these people.
KING: How did they -- how did they deal with your
pregnancy on the show?
MULLALLY: She said she was fat and eating a lot.
MESSING: Yes. They just called me -- the called me
fat. And, you know, other than that, it was easy. It
was so easy.
(CROSSTALK)
MULLALLY: Because she was upset about splitting up
with Harry Connick's character, so she was just
eating her way out of her misery.
MESSING: Yes. So they just made fat jokes the whole
time. And we tried very badly to hide behind potted
plants.
HAYES: Right.
KING: We'll take a break. We'll be back with more,
more calls, more cut-ins, and more about their other
projects. Don't go away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MCCORMACK: Do you want to have this baby with me or
not?
MESSING: You said I could have more time.
MCCORMACK: That was before I found out you were
sneaking around behind my back. If you want to back
out of this, then I want you to back out of it now.
Because I don't want to have this conversation again
in a month, like we did with the cabinets.
"I like the nickel pulls. No, I like the brass
pulls. Oh, no, I like the nickel pulls again." Make
up your (EXPLETIVE DELETED) mind.
MESSING: So what you're saying is, if I don't want
to do it tomorrow, you don't want to do it at all?
MCCORMACK: That's right, Grace. It's now or never.
MESSING: Well, if that's the case, I guess I have to
go with never.
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MULLALLY: OK, come on. Who do you think you're
talking to? Quit trying to pretend like you're best
friends with Jennifer Lopez.
JENNIFER LOPEZ, SINGER: Good morning. I slept like a
baby. I forgot how comfortable towels on a kitchen
floor are.
MULLALLY: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)?
LOPEZ: But I had the weirdest dream. I was in bed
and you and some guy named Toby were dancing around
doing scenes from "Selina."
HAYES: That's crazy. We were good, right?
(END VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
KING: Temecula, California, hello.
CALLER: Hi, Debra.
MESSING: Hi.
CALLER: Hi. I just wanted to know if you think you
will ever play in a movie as the character of
Lucille Ball?
MESSING: Oh, gosh. I never say never, but I can't
imagine having the courage to...
KING: Play her?
MESSING: Yes. I think -- you know, she's really the
reason why I do what I do. I grew up with her.
KING: It would be good casting, though. She's your
idol?
MESSING: She's my idol, yeah.
KING: To, let's see, Kitchener, Ontario. Hello.
CALLER: Hi, Larry. It's Jonathan. I just want to say
hi to Eric and everybody.
My question relates to your story last week with
Elton John. Just want to know how he was to work
with on your show. Thanks. And, by the way, Candle
(ph) loves you all.
KING: On this show, you mean? Or...
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: No, I guess it was...
KING: He was on this show last week, too.
MCCORMACK: Elton is -- Elton is actually a friend
through -- through another Canadian, my friend,
David Furnish, who was his lover and we went to high
school together. So...
KING: They've been together 11, 12 years. MCCORMACK:
Yes, they have. It's fantastic.
And I just -- when I got to meet Elton through Dave,
around the second season of the show, I just said,
"You've got to come on this show." And I think
initially they wanted him to play someone other than
him for the kick of it. But -- and he ended up
playing -- it was the week that Mike Ovitz had
announced that the gay Mafia was running all of
Hollywood. And so Elton became the head of the gay
Mafia, which...
KING: I'd like to go on and play someone else, play
someone else.
MESSING: You're on.
KING: The only time I've ever played someone else
was in "Shrek 2." I'm Doris, the ugly step sister.
MESSING: What do you want to play?
KING: I'll play anybody.
MESSING: Do you want to play a woman?
KING: I'll play a gay guy. I'll play anything.
MESSING: Oh my god!
MULLALLY: You heard it hear.
HAYES: OK, good.
MCCORMACK: You'd probably have to lose the
suspenders for the gay guy, though, just to make
that work.
HAYES: And that -- for that week that you work on
our show, I'll sit in that chair right there.
MCCORMACK: Nice.
KING: Wow.
MULLALLY: What an offer.
HAYES: Take it or leave it, Larry.
KING: Yes, I'll leave it -- I'll take it.
HAYES: OK. Great.
KING: The episode with Madonna is special to LARRY
KING LIVE. Our own Wendy Walker Whitworth was an
extra. And she's our senior executive producer.
Karen was looking for a roommate and found an
apparent soul-mate in a peculiar and high
maintenance office worker played by Madonna. In this
bar scene with Megan and Madonna, you can see our
own Wendy Walker Whitworth. She's the blonde in the
background.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MADONNA, SINGER: Mind if I join you?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Well, I'm kind of dancing with
her.
MADONNA: Or would you rather be dancing with an
office manager? You know, I was here. And now you're
gone.
Hey, Curt, check this out.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Hey, Curt, look at me!
MADONNA: Curt, Curt!
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Curt! Yeah, here I am. I'm your
lady, Curt!
MADONNA: Whoa!
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Oh, yeah!
(END VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
KING: That was just a walk-in actor?
HAYES: Well, I'm sure -- yes, (UNINTELLIGIBLE).
KING: But he's working with Madonna now?
MCCORMACK: Yes, he probably didn't know that going
in.
MULLALLY: Madonna rubbing her body all over him for
a week.
KING: Yes. And he came home that night and said,
you're not going to believe this.
HAYES: And now he studies Kabbalah.
(LAUGHTER)
KING: Sacramento, hello.
CALLER: Hi, guys. My twin sister and I just love the
show and have been watching for years.
A particular emotional time in our life, when Stan
was killed off in the show, we had also just lost
our dad in a car accident we were involved with
around the same time. So, first of all, real quick,
my sister and I really want to thank you guys for
that season because that was a time of our lives
when we lost our dad and we had almost died. My
question is, why did you guys decide to kill off
Stan?
MULLALLY: You know, that's another really good
question. I -- that's so -- I'm sorry for your loss,
and that's -- and we never think that there would --
we're just doing a show, we're having fun. And when
we hear about parallels like that, it's kind of
touching, I think. So thank you for saying that.
KING: Writers decided, though, right?
MULLALLY: Yes. Yes, absolutely.
The writers decided that Stan would be killed off.
And it's still to this day, for me and some of us, I
mean, I think it's fine. But I miss Stan. I think
Karen the character -- Karen really loved him.
And...
KING: So you get emotionally involved for Karen?
MULLALLY: I guess. I'm not very smart apparently, am
I? Because I don't want any money and I really
believe it's happening. But we did...
(LAUGHTER)
KING: Mental health week on LARRY KING LIVE.
MULLALLY: Yes. Yes. Thank you for helping me, Larry.
But we still refer to Stan quite often, and he is
still very much in Karen's heart. So thank you.
KING: We'll take a break and be back with our
remaining moments, get a couple more phone calls in
and ask about other projects.
Don't go away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MESSING: You want to hear something funny about him?
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Sure.
MESSING: You will never have him.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Excuse me?
MESSING: You will never have him. He's gay, you're
straight, he will never change no matter how many
boyfriends you scare off.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: OK. I know what's going on
here. You're just mad because I said I hate your
dippy little fancy chicken friend! Deal with it!
MESSING: You will never have him.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Stop saying that.
(END VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
(COMMERCIAL BREAK) (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL &
GRACE")
MULLALLY: Tada!
HAYES: Oh, my god. You caught the bird!
HAYES: It was easy. I just fed him some mint Milanos
(ph). And some brandy to wash it down.
(END VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
KING: Oh, you hadn't seen it yet?
MULLALLY: No.
KING: All right. Let's -- a couple of things
individually.
Debra's current film is "The Wedding Day," a
romantic comedy directed by Clare Kilmer.
MULLALLY: Yeah.
KING: You play (UNINTELLIGIBLE), an insecure single
who pays a male escort played by Dermot Mulroney
$6,000 to be her date for a family wedding in
England. Let's take a look.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "THE WEDDING DAY")
MESSING: I'm not a knuckler (ph). I fly all the
time. The reason I can't feel my legs is that any
second my date is going to sit down in 3B and I need
to look really, really, really, really good today.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Hello 3B.
MESSING: Hey.
DERMOT MULRONEY, ACTOR: Kat, let's sit.
(END VIDEO CLIP, "THE WEDDING DAY")
MULLALLY: Yeah! Go see Debra's movie. It's so good.
KING: Eric is co-starring in the soon to debut
independent film "The Sisters," based on Anton
Chekhov's "The Three Sisters." It stars Mary Stuart
Masterson, Maria Bello (ph) and Erica Christianson
(ph). We'll take a look at Eric's scene with Chris
O'Donnell.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "THE SISTERS")
MCCORMACK: How did you get here?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: David found her in her apartment
lobby and called the paramedics.
MCCORMACK: What was David doing in her apartment
lobby? UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I walked her home.
MCCORMACK: She left the party by herself.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: And I followed her to make sure
she was all right.
MCCORMACK: What do you have some sixth sense about
potential drug overdoses?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Looking after someone must be an
incomprehensible idea to you.
MCCORMACK: Don't dignify your perversions to me, you
creep.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Hey, hey. Please!
END VIDEO CLIP, "THE SISTERS")
MULLALLY: Right on!
KING: It doesn't look like you.
MCCORMACK: I know. It's in competition (ph) of
Tribeca. In April.
KING: And Sean Hayes is doing a search for the next
big sitcom. He's doing a show about it. And here's a
clip of Sean's upcoming series on Bravo called
"Situation Comedy."
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "SITUATION COMEDY")
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: What we're going to do right
now is you're going to have to pitch to us because
you're going to have to pitch to the network.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: It is a fish out of water
comedy.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: She is a fish out of water. Fish
out of water.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Do you have any idea where you
see the series going after the pilot?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Oh, absolutely. I mean, not off
the top of my head.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: "7th Heaven" meets "A Men."
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Mary Tyler Moore, Chinese and
single.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Gospel meets hip-hop.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: "Who's the Boss" meets funny.
END VIDEO CLIP, "SITUATION COMEDY") KING: That's
funny.
HAYES: Yes. It's really great.
KING: When does that start?
HAYES: July on Bravo.
MULLALLY: I don't have a clip, but I could take off
my top.
KING: However, we show off your musical talent. We
don't have it, but you're in an M&M commercial?
MULLALLY: Yes.
KING: What are you singing?
MULLALLY: I'm singing to M&Ms. Here we go.
KING: I thought we didn't have a clip.
MULLALLY: Oh, I guess we do. How about that?
KING: Oh, look at that!
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
(MUSIC)
MULLALLY: Wait. Nothing rhymes with orange.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I still get paid, right?
MULLALLY: Chocolate is better than color.
END VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MULLALLY: I guess they did have a clip.
KING: Winston-Salem, North Carolina, hello.
CALLER: Hello. My question is to the entire cast of
"Will & Grace." Who was the most in influential
person in all of your lives?
KING: Eric.
MCCORMACK: Oh, don't start with me.
KING: All right. Debra.
MESSING: As?
KING: In your life.
MESSING: Oh. Oh. My parents.
KING: Both of them?
MESSING: Yes.
KING: Sean?
HAYES: My mom in real life and on TV and film
probably Martin Short and Steve Martin and John
Ritter and a bunch.
KING: All those greats.
HAYES: Yes.
KING: Megan?
MULLALLY: I would say -- I would say my parents. And
I was obsessed with "The Carol Burnett Show" when I
was a kid and had to deal with my mom.
I'd go to bed an hour earlier on Mondays so I could
get up at 9:00 and watch her show. And also my
husband has been very influential.
KING: Eric, you've had time to think about it.
MCCORMACK: I have. No, I mean, it definitely is my
parents, but particularly the things my father would
show me. I would stay up late with him and watch
"M.A.S.H." and watch "All in the Family" and watch
"Monty Python." And so I think a lot of my comedic
stuff was through...
KING: Last call, Sunrise Beach, Missouri. Hello.
CALLER: Hello, everybody.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Hi.
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Hi.
CALLER: How is everybody doing?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Great. How are you?
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Great, thank you.
CALLER: Good, thank you. I just wanted to first of
all say thank you for all the thousands and
thousands of laughs you guys have provided over the
years. You've just been all awesome. I have kind of
a two-part question. The first is for Karen.
How did you develop your voice?
KING: It's Megan.
MULLALLY: Oh, that's OK.
CALLER: Megan, I'm sorry. KING: What's your second
question quickly, because we have a time problem
here?
MULLALLY: Well...
KING: Hold on. What's your second question? We'll
get them both in. Sir?
CALLER: OK. Just wanted to know how she developed
her voice and then if they would ever consider doing
a sequel, any of them.
KING: OK.
MULLALLY: I just felt that the voice would be sort
of more amusing if this really rich woman who could
have everything she wants would have this voice
that's so incredibly annoying. And it also gives it
more of an energy because my own voice is kind of
laconic. It was more of an instinctual thing.
KING: Is it hard to stay in character?
MULLALLY: No, it's easy to do. People think I'm like
hurting my throat or something, but it's actually...
KING: How do you do it?
MULLALLY: Oh, honey, I don't want to do the voice.
(LAUGHTER)
HAYES: But like the pilot, the first two episodes,
she didn't sound anything like the character does
now.
KING: And you guys want to do a sequel already? You
ain't off the air yet.
MCCORMACK: I know. It's so come to be a show about
these four people. I can't imagine like a spin-off.
Or I can't imagine -- I don't know. I don't know
what form that would even take.
KING: Well, let's hope it lasts and lasts and lasts.
MCCORMACK: Thanks, Larry.
KING: You all deserve it. It's hysterical.
MCCORMACK: Thank you.
KING: And I'm not kidding. I'd have a lot of fun
doing it.
MCCORMACK: All right.
MESSING: Well, you're on.
MULLALLY: It's as good as done.
KING: You can book it?
MESSING: Yes, we can.
HAYES: Yes, we are the bookers.
MESSING: Larry King is coming on the show.
KING: OK.
Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan
Mullally, they are the cast of "Will & Grace." It
airs Thursday nights on NBC at 8:30. And it's won 12
Emmys.
I'll be back in a couple of minutes to tell you
about tomorrow. Don't go away.
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Aired January 31, 2003 -
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(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL &
GRACE")
ERIC MCCORMACK, ACTOR: You know very well the minute
one of us judges the other person's new person, it's
over. It's a sick fact, but it's true!
DEBRA MESSING, ACTRESS: I don't like it!
MEGAN MULLALY, ACTRESS: You think I like it? I have
to shower with three other people, and it's not even
the '70s!
MCCORMACK: You sprang a leak.
MESSING: What are you talking about?
(END VIDEO CLIP)
LARRY KING, HOST: Tonight, the funniest foursome on
TV, the cast in the Emmy-winning, envelope-pushing
comedy smash "Will & Grace." They'll reveal the
secrets to their success, and we'll get in-depth and
personal with the real Will, Grace, Jack and Karen.
Joining me tonight, Debra Messing, Eric McCormack,
Sean Hayes and Megan Mullaly. They're here for the
hour, and they'll take your phone calls too, and
they're all next on LARRY KING LIVE.
They love my opening, right? I knew this was
trouble. I knew when we booked them, this was
trouble tonight. I said, why are we booking them? I
knew this was trouble.
MCCORMACK: Is that tie really gay, or is that just
me? No, I appreciate it...
(CROSSTALK)
KING: How do you stay in character so well?
MCCORMACK: It's not that far a road for me,
unfortunately. It's not that far.
KING: Let's get -- first, congratulations.
Outstanding performance by an ensemble in a comedy
series. You won in this category 2001, nominated
again. Screen Actors Guild. Debra Messing is on the
front cover of "Vogue." Major story about you in
"Vogue."
MESSING: Much better than the back cover. KING:
Woody Allen is quoted as saying, "she's brilliant,
sexy and one of the strongest comedians I've ever
worked with. I'm lucky I've had the pleasure to work
with her."
What did you work with him on?
MESSING: On two films, on "Celebrity," and then last
year, "Hollywood Ending" came out. So that was my
second film with him.
KING: OK, let's run down. How did you get this part?
And by the way, you were brilliant Jerry Lewis,
brilliant.
SEAN HAYES, ACTOR: Thank you. Do not point at me
again. I don't speak to people who point at me.
(CROSSTALK)
HAYES: No, that's very sweet of you. Thank you,
Larry. How did I get the part on "Will & Grace?"
KING: No, on "Tarzan and the Apes." OK.
HAYES: OK. So I got it -- how did I -- I had a film
at Sundance. And a casting executive at NBC saw it
and said, would I please come in and read for the
part.
KING: Did you like it right away?
HAYES: They all know the really long version. That's
the short version.
KING: Did you like it right away?
HAYES: Yes, it was the best -- it was the most
talked about pilot amongst actors, you know.
KING: Really? They knew -- there was buzz about this
show?
HAYES: Yes, there was buzz.
KING: How did you get the part, Debra?
MESSING: I actually had just wrapped a drama after
six months, and I was out looking for a show. And
the script was sent over, and I was told that they
needed a Grace, and I read it and I thought, wow,
this is really amazing. And I met with executive
producers, and I was told that they had already cast
Will. And I said, I can't sign on until I meet him,
because this a show about, you know, friendship, and
soul mates, and you can't fake that.
KING: That's mostly what it's about.
MESSING: Yes, and I was like, you can't fake it. And
so, I really, you know...
KING: You had to like him? MESSING: Well, no, I
didn't have to like him, there just had to -- the
chemistry. You know, it's something you can't force
and you can't plan. And so they flew Eric down from
Canada. And we met at Jim Burrows' house. And after
two seconds, I thought he was the funniest, most
charming man alive, and I was like, sign me up.
KING: How did you get it?
MCCORMACK: Well, I'm the funniest, most charming man
alive.
KING: I knew that.
MCCORMACK: So it was really a slam dunk. I actually
-- I auditioned very early, for pilot seasons, like
in December. And after a series of auditions, got
the part, although the girl I auditioned with did
not. So I was Will without a Grace for about a
month.
KING: By the way, Debra, back to you, did you think
this would be a hit?
MESSING: I thought -- I didn't know if it was going
to go past two episodes, just because of the nature
of the show.
KING: What about you, Eric, did you think it would
be a hit?
MCCORMACK: I really did, despite the nature of it. I
thought, if they just tackle it properly, if they
don't go too far, too fast, it was a real chance for
something that felt very must-see TV, but was fresh
enough and had a new idea, that it could really...
KING: How did you come aboard, Megan?
MULLALY: Well, I...
KING: They tested your voice.
MULLALY: Pardon me?
KING: They tested that voice.
MULLALY: They tested my voice. I auditioned for
Grace. And there was just a big flat line. And then
they called me back in for Karen, but they didn't
remember that they'd seen me as Grace. That's how
amazingly captivating I was.
KING: Or how amazingly alert they were.
MULLALY: Yes, exactly. They were drunk. And so then
I went in for Karen. And you know, the rest is
history. Yes.
KING: Did you get it right there on the spot? Did
they say, you're it!
MULLALY: I -- kind of in a way, kind of, because
they'd already seen like 48,000 people for the part.
I was one of the last people to audition. So when I
went to the network, I was the only one. KING: By
the way, we'll be taking lots of phone calls tonight
for the "Will & Grace" crew. We know that you adore
them. We're going to show you some scenes too in
each of the segments. In this flashback scene, we're
going to show you where the college student Will
meets Jack in a very ironic location. Watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
HAYES: Hi.
MCCORMACK: What are you doing in the closet?
HAYES: I could ask the same of you.
MCCORMACK: What? Who are you?
HAYES: Oh, how quickly they forget. We met at Matt
Stokes' party. My card.
MCCORMACK: Jack McFarland, since 1969. What are you
even doing here? Aren't you in high school?
HAYES: Well, I prefer the college parties, because
the fellows tend to be less uptight about their
homosexuality.
MCCORMACK: Oh, yes, now I remember you. You were the
one going around telling everybody you were in Duran
Duran.
HAYES: That's right, that's right.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: That's funny stuff.
HAYES: They got my hair perfect.
KING: Is it tough to play openly gay? Is that tough,
to be swashbuckling?
HAYES: I don't know, Larry, you tell me.
MULLALY: It's swish buckling.
KING: Score one for Megan.
(CROSSTALK)
HAYES: No, it's a blast, you know.
KING: Easy?
HAYES: It's almost like anything's possible with my
character.
KING: Because you can go out...
HAYES: Yes. And it started out that way. So, you
know, I didn't -- it was kind of a back and forth
tennis match with the writers and each one of our
characters. And at the beginning, you don't really
know what you have. So you kind of -- I think my
character is this way, and then they bounce ideas
and bounce ideas back.
KING: Do you like Jack?
HAYES: Yes. I couldn't probably spend time with him
over -- yes, probably couldn't spend a long time
with him, but yes, he's...
KING: You couldn't?
HAYES: No.
KING: Pal around with him, but you like him for the
series?
HAYES: Yes. He'd drive me crazy. Doesn't he drive
you crazy?
KING: Do you like Grace, Debra?
MESSING: I do. I do like her.
KING: Why?
MESSING: Because she's not -- she's not a classic
everywoman. She's not perfect. She's quirky. And
she's got her own business. And she has had troubled
relationships.
KING: She lives in unusual (UNINTELLIGIBLE).
MESSING: She lives -- and also, I like her because
she is a loyal friend. And I really think that they
reflect a very real relationship very accurately.
And the relationship between Will and Grace.
KING: Do you like Will?
MCCORMACK: I do, actually. When we started...
KING: You don't have to like him.
MCCORMACK: I do. But I love him now. I think when we
started, he was sort of too perfect. They forgot to
give him flaws. He was everybody's friend,
everybody's host. And over time they realized that
he'll be a lot more interesting if he's -- are you
hot?
HAYES: I'm a little warm, sorry. Do you mind?
(CROSSTALK)
KING: I tell you, that is so...
HAYES: The bit didn't work, because I'm stuck in
my...
MCCORMACK: It would have been nice, though.
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: This is our tribute.
KING: I am honored.
KING: Yes. People tuning in now think "Will & Grace"
has become real, and we are all in this together.
OK. Do you like Karen?
MULLALY: Yes, I do like Karen. She has a lot of fun,
she's very happy. She laughs all the time. And, you
know, she's just -- she thinks she's helping. So
yes.
KING: The script so is funny. Do you find yourself
laughing while reading them?
MULLALY: Absolutely. It's so great to have a job
where the writing is so amazing consistently. Week
after week. And I'll get the script and I'll read
it, you know, the night before the next, you know,
table read, the big table read the next day. And I
laugh out loud every time.
KING: It's funny stuff. We're going to take a break,
we'll come right back, we'll go to your calls in a
while. The cast of "Will & Grace," they are just the
best. Don't go away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MCCORMACK: I can't imagine my life without you.
MESSING: You know, you never have to worry about
that.
MCCORMACK: Yes, well, actually, I -- I'm getting a
little light- headed. See, there's this one teensy
little complication. Actually, not so teensy. I --
I'm gay.
MESSING: Are you hungry?
MCCORMACK: What?
MESSING: What?
MESSING: Are you hungry?
MCCORMACK: I'm gay.
MESSING: What?
MCCORMACK: What?
MESSING: Are you...
MCCORMACK: I'm -- I'm gay.
(END VIDEO CLIP) (COMMERCIAL BREAK)
KING: We're back with the cast of "Will & Grace." A
theme for all of you to discuss, and we can have
fun, but getting serious for awhile -- Sean,, why do
you think this show plays well in a country that
still has trouble accepting the concept?
HAYES: That's a very good question. Eric?
MCCORMACK: Thank you very much.
KING: You have no opinion on it?
HAYES: No, I do. Why do I think it plays so well?
Because it's funny. I mean, It's not trying to teach
anybody anything, it's just, you know, it's a half
hour of people trying -- it's not shoving anything
down anybody's throat, it's -- these people are --
these people are just as normal as anybody else.
And you know, it's -- if it's an introduction to
homosexuality for the country, then so be it. But I
don't think it's trying to, you know, scream out or
teach anything.
MCCORMACK: The writers have been very, very clever
in not doing too much too soon. We took our time,
the characters were introduced, these two are
definitely gay, these two definitely straight. And
-- but over time, we've pushed a little, pushed a
little. We didn't come out with the envelop and
shove it off the table.
KING: So you think the country went along with you?
MCCORMACK: Well, initially, we didn't have the kind
of numbers we have now, initially. But I think they
told two friends, they told two friends. And maybe
some one was -- you know what I get all the time is
I get guys saying, a few years ago, it was "My
girlfriend loves your show." now it's, "My
girlfriend introduced me to your show and I love
it." And so that -- it just takes time and thank God
we have it.
If we'd been off the air in half a year, it wouldn't
have had the chance.
KING: So it's been five years now, right?
HAYES: I always say I hope -- I'm sorry, sorry, I
hope it's "The Jeffersons" of our time. When "The
Jeffersons" -- only white.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Debra, why do you....
MESSING: Just to follow up on what he said, I think
that really, everyone's -- everyone's focus from the
very beginning was just being funny. And, you know,
our job is to entertain and not to be political and
not to try and make social statements, you know. If
there is a byproduct of people sort of rethinking
their value systems, or considering things in a new
way, then that's a blessing. And we know that we
have been a part of something that had that effect
on people, just from the encounters that we've had,
the letters we've gotten, you know.
And that is -- it's extraordinary. But I also think
that they have written relationships, friendships,
that are universal. So that heterosexual friendships
see themselves in it, married couples see themselves
in it, the way we respond as domestic partners are
very universal.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: And Megan, one of the keys, of course, is it's
got to be funny, right?
MULLALLY: Well, I think that's one of the reasons
why people did accept it; is that it's just funny.
And also, the gay bashing is built in. So, in case
you're so inclined, it's already -- the work is
already done for you.
KING: I mean, are you saying a gay basher would
enjoy this show?
MULLALLY: The characters gay bash each other.
MCCORMACK: Yes, I man, Jack and Will, for instance,
as two gay men will say things that if a straight
man said to it a gay character on television, you
know, we'd be up in arms. But we can get away with
it in a way that, you know, people of the same race
can.
KING: Do you have input into the script, Megan?
MULLALLY: You know, I think at the beginning, we
were all a little more, you know...
KING: Do what they say?
MULLALLY: Well, no, were more kind of wanting to put
in our two cents worth. But the writing is so good.
It's so clean that we never -- we hardly ever say
anything.
MCCORMACK: No, we'll pitch an idea for it, but not
an idea for a joke, more like, what if the scene
went down this road?
KING: When did this guest star -- Madonna is going
to be in an upcoming up. You've had others come on.
When did that -- was that from the get-go?
MCCORMACK: No, I think it's normal for any show.
MULLALLY: I remember when Doogie Howser was on, I
thought, Oh my God. Wow. I was like nervous.
MCCORMACK: That built and that was really -- it was
people who either they loved the show or their kids
love the show and was like, "Dad, do the show." And
the next you know, we've had tremendous actors.
Michael Douglas, Matt Damon...
KING: Are you any of you very surprised at its
success?
MCCORMACK: I'm not really -- no. I just -- from
moment one, it just sort of felt -- when Warren
Littlefield was running NBC, he came to the pilot
taping and we all went out that night, and he was
only half jokingly talking about time slots. I mean,
he was already so confident that we had a show that
was going to last.
KING: One more clip we're going to show you of Will
trying to break the news to his girlfriend, Grace.
It's obvious, but watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MESSING: His art is amazing. Look at that.
MCCORMACK: Oh, my God.
MESSING: Will, what are you doing?
MCCORMACK: I think you've sprung a leak.
MESSING: What are you talking about? Ah!
MCCORMACK: I haven't been with a woman in some time,
but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to do that.
MESSING: Oh, my God.
MULLALLY: Good lord, why don't you two get a room?
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: It's good to be an actor.
I introduced the wrong clip, but so what?
HAYES: You could have been breaking the news that
her water bra was leaking.
KING: That's right.
MESSING: Hello!
KING: Hello!
KING: We'll be right back with Larry, Larry, Deborah
and Megan.
Don't go away.
MCCORMACK: We're the King brothers.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
HAYES: I don't know if you're aware, but on this
week's episode of "Along Came You" there was
supposed to be a kiss and there wasn't. UNIDENTIFIED
MALE: Well, you know, Jack, sometimes a kiss is just
not a kiss.
We have an anniversary...
HAYES: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back to Jack. We went to
complain and this closet case upstairs, cute in an
offbeat way, got his number, totally gave us the
brush-off and I just want to know how long I'm going
to have to wait until I can see two gay men kiss on
network television.
MCCORMACK: Not as long as you'd think.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MULLALLY: Hey, what the hell did you two Mork and
Mindy looking sons of bitches do to my cousin
(UNINTELLIGIBLE)? You're supposed to help him be gay
but you didn't finish. The poor kid's so confused
he's sitting at home on couch watching football in a
Spandex onsie.
MCCORMACK: We just got started. This is a guy who 24
hours ago thought that Batman and Robin just fought
crime together.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: We're going to go to calls early because I
know a lot of people want to talk to the cast. But,
Sean, how do you explain your relationship with
Megan on the show?
HAYES: Personally? Or the characters?
KING: The characters.
HANES: Because I'd rather not talk about it
personally.
KING: Megan, you too? You want to stay away from it
personally? OK, we will. I don't want to get -- I
quill not invade privacy. That's not the kind of
show I do. I don't do that kind of show.
(CROSSTALK)
HAYES: I keep three (ph) people away from her at all
times. No, when we first met, we just kind of
clicked on a personal level, which I'm sure helped
the characters. And we just kind of have the same
wild, crazy sense of humor. We all do.
KING: The two of you, it really works.
HAYES: yes.
KING: Let's go to calls. Polin (ph), Washington,
hello. CALLER: My question is actually for Debra. I
love the show. I started watching it as soon as
Harry Connick Jr. joined the cast. Debra, what is it
like to play his wife?
MESSING: It's wonderful. He is a Southern gentleman
through and through. And he is surprisingly goofy.
He's very funny. And he just came in and embraced
all four of us like family.
KING: Did the cast accept him right away? Harry
Connick is a borderline genius musically.
MESSING: I would say he as musical genius.
KING: Calgary, Alberta, hello.
CALLER: I want to say, the four of you guys are
absolutely amazing. I absolutely love the show. And
I just want to ask you if you're this funny in your
personal life everyday?
KING: Eric, are you funny?
MCCORMACK: That's the first question that Max and
David asked me after the audition. They said, are
you funny in life? Like they didn't want to work
with someone that was going to be a pain in the ass.
And I said, Yes, my friends...
KING: By the way, a comedic actor doesn't have to be
-- you don't play funny. You have to play it
serious.
MCCORMACK: I play as funny as I can, Larry.
KING: Comedy as serious business.
MCCORMACK: I like to think that I am funny. Help me
here, guys. Am I funny?
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: My wife and I met in Calgary, Alberta.
How about that?
KING: That's the Western stampede country of Canada.
Baton Rouge, hello.
CALLER: Hello. I was wondering, I'm a big Megan
Mullally fan. I was wonder going she plans to make
her third CD anytime soon.
MULLALLY: Oh, thank you. That's so nice, absolutely.
I'm already going through tons and tons of music
trying to find new material. We found a few things
already. So yes, we're going to do something
probably within the next year. Thanks for asking.
KING: Are you going to do other things? Like Jerry
Lewis?
HANES: Yes. You know. No, that's it. Cut off. No,
whatever -- I did a a little film called "Pieces of
April" which did very well at Sundance. I haven't
seen it yet. It stars Katie Holmes and it was
written and directed by Peter Hedges who did "What's
Eating Gilbert Grape?" and "About A Boy."
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Do you do other things?
MCCORMACK: I just wrote and directed my first short
film that I put into contention in various
festivals. I hope so.
KING: And you?
MESSING: I'm currently filming a movie with Ben
Stiller and Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jennifer
Aniston and Alec Baldwin and having a great time.
KING: Comedy?
MESSING: Comedy.
KING: How do you work it to shoot the show and do a
movie?
MESSING: They have just been unbelievable, both the
film and "Will & Grace" have worked it out. We have
hiatus. Working on a sitcom is the most humane way
to be an actor. We have one week off a month. And we
only work, like, seven months a year or so.
KING: Staten Island, New York, hello.
CALLER: I want to say you guys are therapy for me. I
love you. You crack me up. What I'd like to know is
how often do you crack each other up on the set and
have to do retakes?
KING: I want do ask the caller something before they
answer the question. Caller, does the gay issue at
all have any offense to you at all or anything?
CALLER: Not at all.
KING: OK. Do you crack each other up?
HANES: Wait until you get a call from Iowa or
something. No, we...
KING: Is it a happy set?
MCCORMACK: Our favorite thing at the end of the year
is the gag reel that our Editor Peter Shakos (ph)
puts together because we just -- we scream
throughout the evening. It's hysterical.
MULLALLY: We laugh all day during rehearsals too. We
have a lot of fun. We're very lucky.
KING: When a script that is funny, how do you --
what prevents you from laughing, playing it?
MULLALLY: There have been certain scenes or certain
parts of scenes that we couldn't get through all
week during rehearsal and had a hard time during the
show. You just kind of have to...
(CROSSTALK)
HAYES: ... had to do the little rock, paper,
scissors thing. And every single day, we laugh for
about an hour. Then we had the director saying, I'll
give you a hundred bucks if you can get through it
because we just couldn't get through it.
MESSING: And we still couldn't get through it.
MCCORMACK: For a hundred bucks? Wow.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: You see the script how far before you do it?
(UNINTELLIGIBLE).
MULLALLY: The night before, right after our taping,
we usually get done around 10, 10:30. When we're
signing out they hand us the script for the next
day.
KING: You tape Tuesday night. So Wednesday, you
start reading your script. When do you gather
together again?
MULLALLY: We read it hopefully the night before or
the morning -- that night after the show. Or the
morning before the table reading. The next morning
at 11:00 we get together with all the writers...
KING: And you sit around and don't act it out? Just
read it?
MESSING: But generally it's really only three days
of rehearsal.
KING: They mentioned outtakes. As we go to break,
some outtakes from "Will & Grace," watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
HAYES: What, you couldn't get a real person to hang
out with, so you've got to hang out with Karen?
(LAUGHTER)
(SINGING)
(LAUGHTER)
HAYES: But me, I like the ladies, right, bitch?
(LAUGHTER)
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
(SINGING)
HAYES: That actually happened to me.
MCCORMACK: Have to get another napkin. Oh. See? it's
a really strong napkin.
HAYES: 97. Let's try again.
MCCORMACK: 98!
HAYES: Thank you.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: Let's reintroduce our panel of guests, the
stars of "Will & Grace" are Debra Messing, she plays
Grace Adler, three-time Emmy nominee for outstanding
actress in a comedy series; Eric McCormack plays
Will Truman on "Will & Grace." He won the 2001 Emmy
for outstanding lead actor in comedy series. Also
played Harold Hill on Broadway in one of the --
that's one of the great shows of all time. The music
man is forever and (UNINTELLIGIBLE).
Megan Mullally is the Karen Walker character on
"Will & Grace." She won the 2000 Emmy for
outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series.
And Sean Hayes plays Jack McFarland on "Will &
Grace." He won a 2000 Emmy for outstanding
supporting actor in a comedy series.
And we go Savannah, Georgia, hello.
CALLER: Hi. I absolutely love all of you guys. But
my question is for Megan Mullally.
KING: Go ahead.
CALLER: Megan, I was wondering if or when are you
coming to the East Coast to either sing or perform?
You have a wonderful stage presence.
MULLALLY: Oh, thank you. Well, we might in May. The
band, Supreme Music Program, we might do a little
tour. We might go to a couple of cities in the East.
But it would be a short tour. So sometime later
we'll do a longer one and then eventually I'd love
to go back and do another show in New York at some
point but...
KING: West Haven, Connecticut, hello.
CALLER: Hi.
KING: Hi.
CALLER: I just wanted to say that "Will & Grace" is
the funniest foursome show that I have ever watched
in a long time. My question is for Will and Grace.
Do you relate or compare your characters to in any
shape and form of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz Jr.?
MCCORMACK: I know that's sort of a model that a lot
of critics bring up. It's not a...
KING: It is?
MCCORMACK: Yes. They often say because of the
foursome, and the two and the two, and the wacky
neighbors and such.
KING: He's like Fred Mertz?
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: Well, Deborah particularly gets a lot of
comparison to Lucille Ball.
KING: Red hair....
MCCORMACK: It wasn't a big model for me as a child.
Sitcoms for me were more "Get Smart" and "All in the
Family." But I think she was a bigger influence for
you.
KING: Did she influence you?
MESSING: Well, I mean, yes. I mean, I grew up
watching her...
KING: Great comedienne.
MESSING: ... and Carol Burnett and Mary Tyler Moore
and Tracy Ullman. I mean, she's just one of the
greats. But I don't think either one of us ever had
them in mind when we were creating or ever playing
Will and Grace.
KING: Toronto, Canada, hello.
CALLER: Hi there.
KING: Hi.
CALLER: First of all, I want to thank all of you for
making Thursday one of the best days of the week.
And my question for each one of you is, Before you
became superstars, what careers did you have?
KING: Sean, what were you doing before this role?
HAYES: What was I doing? I was trying to get this
role.
KING: OK. You were struggling.
HAYES: Struggling actor. I ran food. I wasn't a
waiter, I was a runner.
KING: Really?
HAYES: Yes. It's a step down from a waiter.
KING: What does a runner do?
HAYES: The runner runs the food out, Larry.
KING: Oh those guys running the food?
HAYES: Yes. I couldn't get a job as a waiter. And
what else did I do?
HAYES: I played piano for like a private voice
lessons and stuff like that.
KING: Really? Eric, what were you doing?
MCCORMACK: Before the show, I was -- I was -- a lot
of television guest spots. A lot of theater. But my
first job ever was in Toronto, because that's where
I'm from was Baskin Robins.
KING: You worked behind the counter...
MCCORMACK: Yes, when I was 15, granted but...
KING: When you got this part, Debra, what were you
doing?
MESSING: I was doing another TV show prior to
this...
KING: Which one?
MESSING: It was called "Prey," P-R-E-Y on ABC. And
before that, I had a sitcom for two years on Fox
called "Ned and Stacy." And I went to grad school
prior to that in New York.
KING: So you were working?
MESSING: Yes.
MULLALLY: You know, I was actually a prostitute. So
this was really great for me.
KING: Actually, you are in fact losing money doing
this.
MULLALLY: I have improved my lot in life. But I can
say that when I was trying to get a job after grad
school, I signed up to work for a catering company.
And I was so bad that they put me into the coat
check room at Sotheby's and I lasted one night. I
lost all the tickets. And I could not find anybody's
coats. Anybody. I mean, they were like, you know,
Sotheby's, New York. It's like, you know.
KING: Very austere.
MULLALLY: And I was fired. So I basically worked one
day in a catering company. I was really bad.
KING: Huntington Beach, California.
CALLER: Hi, I have a question for Megan. But my -- I
just want to tell you guys, you guys are so much fun
to be around. You guys are so awesome. I was
actually there for the Kevin Bacon episode. Sean,
you're great.
HAYES: Oh, thank you.
CALLER: And -- yes. Megan, I was wondering, when are
you going to have a new movie coming out, because
"The Pact" was great.
MULLALLY: Oh, thank you. That's nice. I had a really
good time doing it because I haven't had a lot of
chance to do dramatic things, sot was a great
experience.
I'm taking the whole summer of because we've been
working for five years straight and I tend to just
work until I fall into a puddle on the ground. So
I'm taking the whole summer off and then hopefully,
you know, maybe next hiatus I'll get something.
KING: Who produces "Will & Grace?" What's the
production company? Paramount? Or it's an NBC
production?
HAYES: Comet.
MCCORMACK: Yes, it's NBC productions.
KING: What I mean is, Are you all going to do one of
the "Friends" bits and hold everybody up for a ton
of money?
MULLALLY: Yes, clearly.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Debra (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
MESSING: I love that they came on the same beat,
yes.
MCCORMACK: That's how you do it.
KING: No, I mean, are you going to put their backs
to the wall?
MULLALLY: This is where the hard driving journalism
comes in.
HAYES: We're a gay show/ We're going to put their
chests to the wall.
Commercial!
KING: All right. Frampton, Ontario, hello.
CALLER: Hello.
KING: Yes, go ahead.
CALLER: You're totally awesome. Really, really love
the show. We watched it from the get-go. What I like
most especially, because of Eric McCormack fellow...
KING: One of your boys.
MCCORMACK: Thank you very much.
CALLER: Anyways, I wanted to know if Gregory Hines
or Rosie O'Donnell will be back on the show anytime
soon.
MCCORMACK: Coming back as lovers, I think, aren't
they?
KING: Gregory Hines -- there's a pair.
MESSING: Gregory Hines is a lovely, lovely man. He
was my boyfriend the first season. Wonderful talent.
MULLALLY: There's no reason why, you know, either
one of them shouldn't come back. They were both
awesome and both of their roles were integral.
HAYES: On the Gene Wilder episode we established
that Greg's character has left the firm, so we're
not sure.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Isn't Gene wonderful?
HAYES: Gene's wonderful.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: What a prince. Windsor, Ontario.
CALLER: Hi. I was just -- my question is for Eric
McCormack but I love you guys all and I was just
wondering what it takes to be, like, a Canadian to
make it big in America as an actress.
KING: Is it harder for a Canadian?
MCCORMACK: As an actress?
KING: Well, you had it right.
MCCORMACK: I thought it was tough as an actress
because I have to shave every day.
It's hard to come down here with nothing. I came
down with a lot of credits that I had had in Canada,
things I shot in Toronto that were American. So, I
mean, I don't know how anybody from Canada or the
U.S. shows up in L.A. with nothing and just tries to
start here. It's a very hard town.
But I didn't find it that hard when I got here
because I was 30. I had sort of earned my stripes
so...
KING: All of you chose the toughest business of all.
Most of the people in your union are not working.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: SAG is the most out of work union of all
unions.
HAYES: We're very, very lucky and we're very
fortunate. I think about that every single day.
KING: And you appreciate that?
HAYES: A million times over.
KING: We're going to take a break. We'll be back
with more phone calls.
By the way, next week we have a super week. What a
way for this one to lead into it. Super week of
guests coming up. Can't tell you a lot of it.
They're going to announce some on Sunday and some on
Monday.
But Monday night, Elizabeth Taylor will be here
taking your phone calls. That's just the start of an
incredible week next week. The announcements will
begin Sunday on CNN about the other guests. And
Monday too.
We'll be right back.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
HAYES: I'm really scared I'm going to lose my job.
So Santa, if you help me, I promise I'll never ask
for anything ever, ever, ever again, ever. Amen.
Love, Jack.
P.S., I know I just said the thing about never
asking for anything ever again. But if you're
feeling generous, I would like some leather pants,
hair extensions and the ability to fly.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
HAYES: Come on, let's go! Push! Remember, no pecs,
no sex!
MCCORMACK: This all seems so superficial. Are gay
guys only about bodies and faces?
HAYES: Absolutely not. They're only about bodies.
Faces you can cover up with a cute hat or a leather
hood.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: That's funny stuff. We're back with Debra,
Eric, Megan and Sean, the cast for "Will & Grace."
They're all nominated for another SAG this year as
best ensemble.
Back to the calls. San Juan, Puerto Rico. Hello.
CALLER: Yes.
KING: Go ahead.
CALLER: Thank you.
KING: Ola.
MCCORMACK: It just flows out of her mouth, amazing.
CALLER: OK. I think the four of you are brilliant
and beautiful.
HAYES: Oh, wow, thank you.
CALLER: Mrs. Messing, I admire your gorgeous hair
and eclectic hairstyles. Is your hair naturally
curly, and do you have any hair secrets?
MESSING: Oh my goodness.
KING: A hair secret for Puerto Rico.
MESSING: Puerto Rico. Gracias. My hair is indeed
naturally curly.
KING: So why is it straight?
MESSING: Just for you, to, like, confuse you.
KING: Thank you. I'm honored.
MESSING: Well, she said I had eclectic, eccentric,
you know, different hairstyles. That's one of them.
KING: Is that your color?
MESSING: Sure.
(CROSSTALK)
MESSING: And secrets? Once I guess -- I wear my hair
in a pony tail all the time because I don't really
have secrets or tricks of the trade. So I'm sorry.
(CROSSTALK)
MULLALY: I cut my own hair.
MESSING: She does.
MULLALY: I do. I cut my own hair.
MESSING: And she does it pretty.
MCCORMACK: Do you really?
MULLALY: I do.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Remarkable. How do you do the back? Bristol,
New Hampshire, hello.
CALLER: Hello. Great show. And Debra, keep up the
good work, you're gorgeous. I just want to know each
of you, what's your favorite episode or just scene?
KING: OK. Do you have a favorite, Sean?
HAYES: You know, a lot of people comment on the Cher
episode. And you know, there's so many, I can't even
remember them all. But that stands out.
KING: Eric?
MCCORMACK: For me, it would be the scene we played
this year, the very serious scene between Debra and
I when she backs out of having my child, and it was
kind of a shocking, not funny, very angry scene.
KING: You were going to do it like artificial,
right?
MCCORMACK: Yes. And it was just -- everyone was sort
of thought that's where the show was going, and this
just scene totally flipped it.
MESSING: No, that, I was going to say the same
thing. And I guess another one that stood out for me
was -- that was fun to play, because, again, it was
different, it was serious, was the episode where I'm
in bed the entire time, and the episode was just the
four of us, which was really neat.
KING: In fact, before we get Megan's favorite, let's
watch that clip. Watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MCCORMACK: Do you want to have this baby with me or
not?
MESSING: You said I could have more time.
MCCORMACK: That was before I found out you were
sneaking around behind my back. If you want to back
out of this, then I want you to back out of it now,
because I don't want to have this conversation again
in a month, like we did with the cabinets. I like
the nickel pulls. No, I like the brass pulls. Oh,
no, I like the nickel pulls again. Make up your
freaking mind!
MESSING: So what you're saying is if I don't do it
tomorrow, you don't want to do it at all?
MCCORMACK: That's right, Grace. It's now or never.
MESSING: Well, if that's the case, I guess I have to
go with -- never.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: You have a favorite scene, Megan?
MULLALY: Well, I have too many fun memories,
favorite memories, but there was an episode early on
where I thought, this character's getting really
interesting, where Grace unearths some fetish films
that Karen had starred in. And I thought, oh, this
is getting good.
KING: That you had starred in? Fetish films? Like
the foot fetish?
MULLALY: Yes.
KING: You answered that really quickly, foot fetish.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Stratford, Connecticut, hello. Stratford, are
you there?
CALLER: Hello.
KING: Yes, go ahead.
CALLER: I'm a big fan of the show. This question is
for Eric. How do you feel your time at the Stratford
festival helped you grow as an actor?
MCCORMACK: I was -- I spent time not in Stratford,
Connecticut but in Stratford, Canada five years with
the Shakespeare Festival. And it was -- it is my
formative years. I mean, they are my formative
years, it's the time in my life when I think I
changed, not just from an OK actor to a better
actor, but from a boy to a man. I mean, I grew up
there. And whenever anybody asks, what would you
recommend as an actor? I'd say be in the theater for
as long as you can afford it. Because that's where
you get your training.
KING: Have you done theater, Sean?
HAYES: Yes, very little, in Chicago.
KING: Wish you'd do more?
HAYES: Yes, I really enjoy it. I did a play like a
year ago. It's fun. I like it.
MCCORMACK: You'll do Broadway eventually.
KING: Debra?
MESSING: Yes, I started in theater and did theater
in New York. I'm chomping at the bit to get back.
KING: Megan?
MULLALY: That was really where I learned. I never
studied acting. That's where I learned everything
was doing plays in Chicago.
KING: We're going to take a break and come back with
our remaining moments. Get to some more phone calls
with what we hope to be the first of many visits
with the cast of "Will & Grace." Don't go away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MESSING: I'm not ready, it's not time.
MCCORMACK: It's for your own good.
HAYES: I just saw Grace's boob.
MESSING: You don't understand, he dumped me and
found someone new in four days.
MCCORMACK: Karen, take her pants off.
MULLALY: You know, after what happened earlier, I
think I'll just wash her feet.
MESSING: I am not taking my clothes off.
MCCORMACK: Fine, leave them on. Jack, get the water.
MESSING: Oh! I don't like this!
MULLALY: You think I like it? I'm in a shower with
three other people, and it's not even the '70s!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP, "WILL & GRACE")
MESSING: Hi. What are you doing here? I thought you
were elbow deep in someone's colon.
HARRY CONNICK JR., ACTOR: Yes, but then the office
party ended. Listen, I've got some bad news. I don't
think we can do that house warming thing this
weekend.
MESSING: No, I told you, when people complained
about having to give another gift, you say the first
one never arrived.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: To Las Vegas, hello.
CALLER: Hi. I wanted to say that I love your show.
And Debra, my mom totally loves you. And I was
wondering if you were going to do a "Will & Grace"
musical?
MESSING: We've joked about doing a musical episode.
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: We all do sings, so it's tempting.
KING: Why not?
(CROSSTALK)
KING: How about an hour special Sunday night on NBC?
MESSING: I think it would be more fun to pull off
just as our characters.
KING: It's been discussed?
(CROSSTALK)
MCCORMACK: I think it's a lot of work, though.
KING: Orient, Iowa, hello.
CALLER: Good evening, Larry. I just wanted to thank
you for the tip on going into the business. My
question is, if you guys weren't doing "Will &
Grace", what would you be doing?
KING: They'd be looking for work.
(CROSSTALK)
MESSING: I thought she meant if you weren't actors.
I'd be a lawyer.
MULLALLY: I'd go back to hooking. It's hard to get
out of the life.
KING: Eric? What would you be if you weren't in this
business?
MCCORMACK: I think I'd be a cartoonist.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: And Sean Hayes?
HAYES: Music, Larry. Something with music.
MCCORMACK: He's brilliant.
KING: Singing?
HAYES: No, playing or writing.
KING: You like the piano?
HAYES: I like the piano.
KING: Hagerstown, Maryland, hello.
CALLER: Hi, I love you guys, love your show. This is
for Debra. I think you have a great style. I was
wondering, I saw a picture of you on a coat that was
said to be lined in mink, and I'm wondering if you
really wear the real fur of small, tortured animals.
Or if you perhaps were...
KING: Do you? That's a fair question. Why did we cut
it? Do you wear furs?
MESSING: We cut it?
KING: Someone cut it. I don't know why they cut it.
It's fair question.
MESSING: It was a gift sent to me from a designer.
And I have worn it. And I've...
KING: You don't have qualms about it? Some do, some
don't.
MESSING: I've never purchased a coat or anything
made of fur. This was a gift.
MULLALLY: This has nothing to do with fur or not
fur, but one factor also that might be interesting
to know is Debra has a lot of allergies, she's
allergic to wool.
MESSING: I can't wear any wool, any cashmere,
anything, so I'm cold all the time.
KING: You can't wear cashmere?
MESSING: No cashmere, wool, goat, shearling,
anything. I'm allergic to it all. Every time we work
it's 90 degrees outside in L.A. and I'm literally in
fleece, I'm just layered up in fleece all the time.
MCCORMACK: Luckily I can slaughter goats and wear
them.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Laurel Fork, Virginia, hello.
CALLER: Hi, I wanted to tell everybody I love the
show, I think you're great. Debra, I love your hair.
What do you all think of reality TV?
KING: Sean.
HAYES: Oh, God. We talked about this the other day.
You know, I'll admit it, I enjoy some of it. But I
think it's becoming, you know -- it's getting out of
hand. And I think it's probably going to be -- end
up being like the game show phase. "Who Wants to be
a Millionaire," "Weakest Link." Maybe it's a phase
but maybe it just a longer phase. I don't know, it's
too soon to tell. Every other show now is a reality
show.
MULLALLY: We love reality TV.
KING: What are you doing?
MESSING: It's a guilty pleasure. We do watch.
MULLALLY: I like watching people, people's behavior.
It's a great acting lesson too. I love watching the
people.
HAYES: The only thing now is the people on those
shows are aware that they're on the show.
(CROSSTALK)
MESSING: ... I just think about what it's like now
being a young kid, growing up, because we grew up
with all these great TV shows that were not reality
based at all. And there's something fantastical
about losing yourself.
KING: (UNINTELLIGIBLE).
MESSING: It's sort of a more innocent -- you get to
enjoy your innocence longer when you don't have to
see the conniving and everything.
KING: We get in one more call, Toronto, hello.
CALLER: Congratulations on the show, it's fantastic.
Congratulations, Eric. I was wondering how long the
comedy will go on, what kind of a run you think
you're going to have?
KING: Good question. Five years, how many you going
to go? How many are you signed for?
MCCORMACK: At this point, we have at least one more
that is definite. Probably seven. It's sort of hard
to say after that. I mean, I think it depends on if
-- we've been blessed by having the same writers
stick with us, our director's directed every
episode. Nothing's changed. As long as that
continues and it's happy and high quality, I think
we'll want to stick around.
KING: Do you want to keep doing it? Do you envision
ten years?
(CROSSTALK)
HAYES: I agree with Eric, as long as it stays great
and it is right now, and as long as it's fun for us,
I'll do it for as long as it stays fresh and fun for
us.
KING: You too?
MESSING: Yes. The writers are still just incredible.
And we still are laughing all the time and still
enjoying each other. And Jim Burrows is showing up
every day saying, hey, come on, let's go.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Do you ever miss your old job? We only got 30
seconds.
MULLALLY: Yes. Yes, I do.
KING: Those were the times?
MULLALLY: Yes.
MESSING: She moonlights on the hiatuses.
MCCORMACK: You didn't go by the name "Heidi," did
you?
MULLALLY: Hey, now. I knew I'd seen you somewhere
before!
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Thank you all very much. We started this way,
we end this way, with Debra, Eric, Megan, Sean, of
"Will & Grace".
I'll be back in a minute to tell you about the
weekend and Monday.